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Dear Princess Celestia,

Shining Armor here.
And today I learned that you shouldn't throw your wife off of a balcony.
It really pisses them off.

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just a little thing that you should correct in the short description :twilightsmile: :
"...even if the faith of equestria..."
i think you meant fate

XD Cadence is pissed

The white stallion wanted to protest more but he gave up, remembering something that his father had said long ago :

"Well, if there's one thing you have to know before growing up and leaving the house Shining, it's that you'll never win an argument with a mare. Ever."

Real words of wisdom from a stallion that knows there.

Good story!
Cadance is too hypersensitive...

Lesson learned: Cadance don't like to be thrown off of a balcony.


6555909 That's so right.

"And I'm sleeping alone!" Cadance started to make her way to the bathroom, clearly implying their conversation was over.
"But... Where will I sleep?!" Shining Armor said, feeling pitiful.
"Anywhere! Just not in the bedroom!" was the last thing she said before closing the bathroom door.

Looks like Shining won't be gettin' lucky tonight. ( ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °)

"Well, if there's one thing you have to know before growing up and leaving the house Shining, it's that you'll never win an argument with a mare. Ever."

Amen to that.

Could have expanded on it a bit more in the conversation between Shining and Cadence, but it's fine as it is.
Good job, this is awesome.

Short...But funny. I liked the part at end.

Poor guard XD :trollestia:

I believe I saw a meme somewhere that said something about wives always being right, even when they are wrong.

Grown up advice: "When you get married, you must buy two things, a good bed, and a good sofá ..."

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