Rule 74
Domination of Equestria - T+154 days.
“So that is the summation of the After Harmony Project. What do you think Miss Hooves?”
“Humm... I like it.”
“It made sense?”
“Well some of the bigger terms confused me at first, but you did a good job of explaining it.”
“That’s good. I’m glad you’re on board.”
“I think this will make so many ponies really happy!”
“That’s kind of the idea.”
“I mean, who doesn’t like kittens?”
“I certainly like kittens.”
“I know right!”
“You’re a good girl Dinky. Run along to your mother now. And remember, no telling anyone about this.”
“I know Mr Overlord! My lips are sealed!”
“Cool. I’ll see you later then.”
“Bye bye!”
Heh, she is a good girl. Shame I’ll never have one of my own.
Ah well.
Now, what do I need to do? Open the blinds, turn the projector off…
Ah, get my presentation out of the machine.
“Are you in here my dear?”
“Here Luna. Just finishing up.”
“How did it go?”
“She took it very well. We have the Dinky seal of approval.”
“That’s wonderful news.”
“Yea, just a bit. Just let me shut down here.”
“Darling, why do you have a disk labeled ‘big bouncing teats six’?”
“Well, you know how much I love those udders of yours…”
“Don’t be vulgar. At least outside the bedroom.”
“Oh that’s rich coming from you.”
“Har har. Well just throw it in with the rest of your porn stash. We’re going out for dinner tonight remember?”
“Yea yea, I’ll be along in a sec. Just getting the lights.”
Overlord Rule No:74 When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.
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Well then, I don't think they'll figure out that his master plan is on that disk.
But what if the hero is a bit curious?
He would be like I cant fap to this!!
Not the most... subtle of cover, but damned if it doesn't work! That's thwarting heroes with their own stupid morality complex 101.
This inspires me to write my own Hero Handbook.
"I will take/inspect everything inside the villain's HQ especially the ones that have storage space. Yes, even the porn stash."
7101182 You can't be a pure hero then, you'll have to be a sort of anti-hero except less not caring and more having to deal with the choices. So stuff like "I will not save my crush over the populace of a city," choices like that.
7101182 That's mostly for anti-heroes and villains turned hero.
7101182
Maybe instead of Hero Handbook, call it the Murder-Hobo Handbook. That's like murder-hoboing 101 anyway.
The perfect place to hide, anything, really. Looking forward to more.
Keep up the good work. Deus tecum.
This is where you need one of those pervy anime heroic types.
"HE REPLACED BIG BOUNCING TEATS WITH THIS? NOW THAT'S BEYOND EVIL!"
7101158 Deadpool would be disappointed if he were to watch it.
7101307 I would be disappointed if I were to watch it. I'm not risking getting caught breaking into someone else's porn stash just to see some PowerPoint presentation!
7101182 you got it wrong. it's "SPECIALLY the porn stash."
The disk labeled project overlord will be a copy of Pixels.
7101220
I don't see the problem. After all, the overlord here isn't killing unnecessarily his men for the sake of showing how evil he is.
Or doing any unnecessary act of evil, actually.
You need efficient heroes to beat an efficient overlord.
Not pure heroes.
Quite honestly I think this is a bad idea. I mean a title like that? Who could resist looking at it?
7101868 People who don't want to be caught by the Overlord's minions watching 'porn'
7101490 Decoys are always a smart idea. Let the heroes grab something they think is what they are looking for only to find out it is useless and ideally embarrassing garbage later.
Security by obscurity... has genuine practical applications, thank you very much. This is an excellent example.
7101942 Even better, grab a disc that is labeled "Evil Master Plan" and find out that it full of malware and hostageware that shuts down the 'good guys' computer systems (or even better, forces them to pay the Evil Overlord to remove the hostageware he out on the disc to begin with.
Remember, folks; if it's not yours, don't touch it.
7101151
But what if he is a technophiliac?
"This is not porn?! Outrageous!" *Breaks disk*
Very sneaky. I approve.
Never put it in the porn stash either. Really.
The 'Overlord Plan', an enlargement serum advertisement by the Flim&Flam brothers.
With song. Shame he got rid of them...
oh, this reminds me of a scene in a novel, "the Gauntlet" by Eoin Colfer, where Tony Stark left a floppy disk lying out on his desk, and a teenage girl used it to hack the AI in his Iron Man armor so it obeyed her and not him.
BUT she was working with The Mandarin...
so Tony had to fight the Mandarin's men with nothing but one Gauntlet from his suit.
fortunately he had a gadget in his RING that let him make it work.