Domination of Equestria - T+193 - days.
This was just too rich.
“Tell me again Miss Rarity. I can honestly say, flattery will get you everywhere.”
“Well, most Supreme Overlord, I simply couldn’t help but admire how big and broad your sword is.”
“Why yes, it is a very fine blade. I actually had it made after your friend Rainbow broke my last one in Ponyville.”
Hah, that made you wince. Nice try at hiding it though.
“Well, you made a fine choice. It looks like it would make a great implement of...terror.”
You’re floundering already. Silly mare.
“Anyway, what were you saying, before you got distracted by my sword.”
You’re doing well, but I can still see the shivers running through your coat. Up your spine, those little involuntary spasms.
“Why yes, I was saying how I’ve had a lot of time to see your new regime. I admit, I was worried at first-”
“You reduced our Manehatten manufacturing capability by forty two percent in three months. On your own.”
“Ha-ha...well, yes. Well as I said, I was just a little worried at first, but after seeing what you’ve done with Canterlot, I must say Darling, you’ve made a real miracle.”
Oh please, I can see your tongue tripping over every single word. You’re good at this, but you’re reaching further than you ever have.
“Oh yea, Canterlot has changed a lot by now. Police states feel quite different from what you’re used to I suppose. As you found for yourself though, we’ve managed to spread that now out to all the major cities in Equestria.”
“Well of course. Your crack police squad had me dead to rights within days of arriving in Manehatten. I have to say, I do admire someone who’s so capable at projecting their power in such a way.”
Hah! I wonder if anyone else saw her diaphragm heave just there? And are you seriously going for a- Yeup, there’s the saucy hair flip, and even the fluttering eyelashes.
“Oh dear, Miss Rarity, you seem to have caught me a little off guard. I would never expect any of the Element Bearers to be this reasonable.”
“Well, Darling. I simply could not resist myself in the presence of such a powerful individual. You simply must tell me all about how you’ve completed this astounding transformation. Perhaps somewhere a little more secluded, with a drink or two?”
“Well, I confess, I’m finding it hard to resist myself. Why don’t we have this conversation somewhere a little more...comfortable?”
Oh wow, that look! Please tell me the cameras caught that! Even Celestia never managed to look quite so revolted. It’s like every fiber of her being is rebelling. It’s priceless. I wonder if she can still fight through it?
“Of course, Oh Mighty Overlord. Let us, retire.”
“Please, go on ahead. I’ll just wrap up here.”
She gone yet? She gone yet? Aaaannnnd, there’s the door.
“Buahahahahaha! That was priceless! Make sure she goes directly to her reserved dungeon block. If she kicks up a fuss, threaten to shave her or something.”
“As you command, My Master.”
Oh gods, that was just too rich.
"Oh stop giving me that look Luna my darling, I was hardly going to jump her bones."
"Forgive my scepticism."
Overlord Rule No:43 I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.
Buwhahaha. That was freaking hilarious well done, well done indeed.
I really hope that there's a sequel where someone uses the hero list to kill this asshole
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6515771 you can keep hoping since this dude killed all the heroes and crushed any rebelious way of thinking and dont leave any weakness
This just gets better and better. I love how Luna is still next to him.
You know, are we going to find out what this evil overlord looks like? Is he a human? And I also have to wonder how this evil overlord would deal with an OCP (Out of Context Problem)?
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OutsideContextVillain
6515771 if you want that to happen, why are you even reading this then?
6515910 And that's why this list is in place to counter the hero's list. The list is screwed with an anti-hero.
6515865
Was I the only one who thought she was talking about something else?
6515771
You mean anti-heros list. Which is just the evil Overlord list in reverse.
6515771
Please let there be... If not I may have to do something about it myself... And I got too much on my plate right now to do so.
Awesome. I can just picture Rarity’s face throughout the conversation. Good job
Luna > Rarity
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Nnope
6516143
Anti-hero list #1: if there is an energy field larger than my head, I must absorb it.
6516609
*Internal screaming intensifies*
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Because, no matter how prepared you think you are, no matter how many soldiers, supplies, and advisers you've gathered, there is ALWAYS something that can, and eventually, WILL go wrong. No length of list can allow you to avoid this.
6523142 that's why the rule 0 is have backups for the backups of the backups of the backup's backups of the backup's, backup's, backups
6523664 You and Mojo Jojo would make such cute friends.
6523664 Wait, you forgot to have 5 more backups.