Domination of Equestria - T+254 days.
“Um, Shining?”
“”Humm? What is it Cadance?”
“Well, I’ve been wondering...have you ever wanted...foals?”
“No.”
“Really? You...don’t want foals? At all?”
“Of course not. Don’t be silly. They’re silly, snotty little things.”
“Oh. I think they’re cute. Twilight was a wonderful foal…”
“I’m sure she was. Now she’s a crater.”
“Shining! Don’t be so rude.”
“Hah. Sorry Cady.”
“That’s alright.”
“Heh.”
“Anyway, about foals.”
“Ugh…”
“I was thinking, a little colt would really brighten the place up wouldn’t it? I mean, I’ve practically already raised a filly with Twilight, so it would be a good change of pace.”
“It would be a terrible change of pace. He’d be getting in the way all the time, asking stupid questions and ultimately getting ideas above his station.”
“Shining Armour! What’s gotten into you! You’re being very rude today. It’s like you’re not yourself or something.”
“Tch. Calm down Cadence. Listen to my voice. Everything is fine. Nothing’s wrong, remember?”
“Wha-?”
“Maybe I am feeling a little off. It's been a stressful few days. I’m just going to head out for a bit. In the mean time, try and forget about foals ok? For me?”
“Uh...what...um...Ok. Yea...sorry, I don’t know what came over me. You take care then Shining. Don’t take so long to visit next time. I get lonely when you’re not here.”
“Will do. See you soon Cadence.”
“Master? Why do you let her call you that? Surely she's aware her husband is dead, she witnessed his execution herself.”
“Eh, it's easy enough to indulge her madness. It keeps her pliant with a minimum of effort. Plus, it’s no skin off my back what name she screams in the night.”
Overlord Rule No:18 I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.
dayum.
Exactly have kids after you've successfully taken over the world and crushed all opposition. Then you'll have a suitable environment to raise your successor.
6545438
Children of the Overlord, always crave power. And many don't want to wait for the old man to die. It was like that in medieval times as well. The desire for power always surpasses family ties.
6545390
Why kill the mad princess, when she thinks of you as her husband? Better to keep her around, tucked away safe in a nice suite in a tower and only take her out as a political tool to cement your lordship over her kingdom and people.....and maybe for some fun every so often. Wink wink. Hint. Hint ;)
Sometimes its better to use the madness of another to your advantage.
6545446 Good they should conspire to usurp you. Competition is healthy and who else is going to challenge you once all your enemies are defeated? If he/she succeeds you, you are too weak to remain and can die content that your legacy is in capable hands or hooves in this case. If they fail be a supportive parent and tell them if they fail once they can always try again.
6545504 I like your way of thought, sir
Errrr, is that supposed to be a changeling or something?
6545942
I think it's the overlord.
6545942 It's the Overlord. The shock of witnessing Shiny's execution has driven her mad, and she now thinks the Overlord is her husband. And that last line strongly implies she is performing "wifely duties" for him, if you catch my drift.
6545504
Except of the course the proper overlord isn't planning to die, like, EVER (double-especially if Undead), so should have no need for a successor.
"...Plus, it’s no skin off my back what name she screams in the night.”
This guy just gets better and better
Nooo don't go on hiatus!
6545504 So basically like the Sith, with the rule of two.
6546435 Ah, that, of course, is a different matter, and does completely justify this rule.
6546435 The pursuit of immortality is an old one and not uncommon to those of us of a nefarious disposition, but we must consider it in a pragmatic point of view. What precisely do we know of the Overlord's capabilites. If does plan to achieve physical immortality and become a physical god, how will he do so? Will he beome a lich, divide his doul and hide it away? Will he merge with a prime element and become it's respective Alicorn or has he some other means of effective immortality. It is a long and often fruitless goal as many villains will attest, posthumously in spite of their best efforts. Until he has the time, abilities and resources to devote to this endeavor, he must hold off all legacy projects, offspring included until total and complete victory is assured. Then he can look for some means of cheating and defying death.
Uh...what about Luna? If he's sleeping with Cadence like this chapter implies, that breaks several other rules and risks backlash from the princess that is firmly behind him.
Sounds like the Evil Overlord is collecting sexy alicorns.
6546499 rule of children for overlords is
a son as they will try to overthrow you and you don't have time to deal with that
daughters will fall in love with the hero and try to kill you to be with them
the sub clause for these is have lots of children so their too busy fighting amongst themselves to bother you
6546011 Sammiches!
6546568
Unless the Alicorn who is firmly behind him is getting involved, too...
6546499 I'd say neither of those things. Both leave him vulnerable in some way, such as Celestia and Luna have illustrated. I'd think he'd be looking for a kind of immortality that can't be stolen from him. But certainly, wait until after you're completely sure that all competition has been destroyed.
Ouch.
When was the chronologically latest time we saw Luna? They might not overlap.
6546568 I too would be interested to know what is Luna's opinion regarding her master sleeping with the alicorn of love, but I can't think of any rules that are broken or at least challenged by this at the moment.
After all, Luna was in fact forced or at least manipulated into marrying him so what is to prevent the evil overlord from doing the same thing to make her accept Cadance as part of the relationship in some way.
And is she another wife or a concubine or something else? I expect future chapters will explain all that.
~Leonzilla
.....Well, God of All Evil Overlords confirmed. That was far beyond what I expected.
6636935 I know. That went pretty dark, pretty fast.
Welp, this be twisted shit right here. Rarely do you see this level of actual evil in any medium. Reminds me of the Hard Reset timeline in which Twilight became the bug queen...
10/10 would be an advisor
This, this right here shows that your Evil Overlord is just not up to snuff. Marrying Luna, an enemy, was one thing. Keeping around Cadance, after you killed her husband, relying on something as mercurial as her insanity continuing? No. That's just asking for a knife in the back.
7916765
Depends on how many guards he has watching them. And other security measures he no doubt takes. I doubt Luna is amused, though. She seems the sort to want her husband to be faithful to her even if he forced her into the marriage literally at gunpoint.
6546481
Palpatine never planned on dying, that's why the empire was so throughly fucked when he did.