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SirShadestrider


I'm a writer...with stories. What else would I be?

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Princess Twilight Sparkle thought it was over. She thought her stalker had given up long ago. She's about to learn she's wrong. Terribly, terribly, wrong.

Warning: Comments contain massive spoilers!

Made it to the popular stories box 7/2/2015! Thank you all so much!

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 38 )

Incomplete?

This was a pleasant surprise, I thought it would be another Gary Stu.

What the actual fuck?

Anyway good story.

6160653 Whoops, thanks for catching that!

6160662 Why thank you! Glad to hear that I haven't lost my touch during my writing hiatus.

Qusuadilla will always come back, and no matter how much you think of it, you will still like it in some small way.

6160694 Do you remember the quesadilla? I guarantee that it remembers you! :pinkiecrazy:

6160709 That picture! :rainbowlaugh: I'm glad you liked it...maybe...

You mad genius! This is a way better explanation than Twilight being lactose intolerant. :rainbowlaugh:

6163031 Is that a good huh, or a bad huh?

6164797 Good, you may just survive the delicious apocalypse yet!

Comment posted by SirShadestrider deleted Jul 4th, 2015
Comment posted by Jeff Gordon deleted Jul 6th, 2015

Someon pls tell me why Twilight is afraid of quesadillas in so many fimfic stories.

6169108 The episode "Party Pooped". It's revealed that, Twilight Sparkle is afraid of quesadillas, stating that "They're just so...CHEESY!"

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It remembers me, huh? Well boys, to the drawing board! One half-dozen new maiming/fatal traps coming right up!

Six supersized rats, drawn to his cheesy scent with the sole purpose of munching his face off... A crossbow on a tripwire, ready to gouge someone's eye out (placed high enough it'll miss Spike completely)... Pails of acid (which is easily resisted by Dragon scales) over strategic doors... Swinging axe pendulums... Pressure plates in the hallways, firing arrows with precision... A diabolical room in the basement whose only access is through a trap-door-slide, that seals on both ends, where Barney, Sesame Street, Bob the Builder, Dora the Explorer, and Mickey Mouse Clubhouse episodes play simultaneously, without end. The ultimate torment.

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A diabolical room in the basement whose only access is through a trap-door-slide, that seals on both ends, where Barney, Sesame Street, Bob the Builder, Dora the Explorer, and Mickey Mouse Clubhouse episodes play simultaneously, without end. The ultimate torment.

Behold, that only the dead may know peace from such a torment!:pinkiecrazy:

In the criminal justice system, cheese based offenses are considered especially heinous. In Ponyville, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Goopy Victims Unit.

These are their stories.

*DONG DONG*

Wow ... XD even though I skipped the comments to not know right away who it was. I still didn't see that coming! :rainbowlaugh:

6627028 Now you know my personal theory behind Twilight's fear. Hope you enjoyed!

Neighbors heard Twilight’s screams of terror, and called for help, resulting in the safe rescue of Princess Twilight Sparkle, and the arrest of the quesadilla. The quesadilla was deemed to be dangerously unhinged during its trial, and it is to be sent to the Food Storage for the Criminally Insane.

:facehoof: Really?

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