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I'm a writer...with stories. What else would I be?


New groups and organizations are being formed to combat the various problems of Equestria.
Warning: comments contain spoilers!
Note: Sex tag is for a potentially crude acronym. No actual sex ensues.

Chapters (1)
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Comments ( 11 )

I got all of the jokes except the P.T.S.D. ones. Also...

"A hungry dragon happened!" Rarity snapped harshly, "It ate most of us in one bite! one chomp, and just like that, almost the entire P.E.N.I.S. was in its mouth!" Rarity sobbed.

Shame on you! Not even the creative staff for the show treat Spike that badly!:rainbowwild:

4295411 Rofl :rainbowlaugh::rainbowwild:
By the way, what don't you get?

It's worth mentioning this story is LEET long.
(You have 1337 words.)

4295411 PTSD is also Post Traumatic Stress Disorder which is treated by therapy...
Meeting Slendermane would be very traumatic.

5262231 Oh, well that explains it. I 'm just too used to seeing spelled out.

What a Totally Epic, Really Really Indescribably Beautiful Little Extravagant story (T.E.R.R.I.B.L.E.)
lol jk. It was great

"It's a group called "Ponies Tolerant of Social Differences. Or P.T.S.D. for short." Fluttershy informed.

Post traumatic stress disorder.

"It's called Ponies Educating Non-Intelligent Species!" Pinkie said, laughing hysterically. Rarity glared at Pinkie,

Dirty! P.E.N.I.S.

"I joined a group too!" Pinkie said, excitedly. "It's called the Secret Party Initiative Negating Eventual Loss of Equestrian Smiles and Sweets. It's a group dedicated to throwing super-secret surprise parties, to ensure that sugary treats, and most importantly smiles, never disappear from Equestria!" Pinkie exclaimed. "Do ya wanna join, Rainbow?"Pinkie Pie asked. Rainbow mulled it over.


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