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ShiveredTimbers


I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

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This has got to be the funniest story I have read in a while. And I would love to see it continued because of one little thing. Twilight wasn't using her magic when hiding with spike and the dolls were both moving.

Epic. Simply epic.

Every story you post under both accounts should say, "This story does not feature Spike in sexual situations."

Especially for stories which do. :moustache: :facehoof:

The closest I can figure is all that sexual repression, plus alicorn physiology, plus totems of intimate emotional attachment equals tiny magic dolls having all the sex that I wanted to!

So, Twilight was affecting the dolls because all she needed was a bit of... stuffing.

:trollestia:

(I'll throw myself out.)

I couldn't stop laughing at this.:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

That was terrible and wonderful and hilarious.

BRILLIANT!

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