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Other than a Cybertronian writing utensil, I am an avid brony that is partial to writing novice-level stories whenever an idea pops into my head, whether I like it, or not. It's mostly the latter.
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Alright, here's mine.
Twilight's Mom (Twilight Velvet) brutally kills Daring Do in front of Ahuizotl. How, why, and when is up to you.
Oh and a second in case for the next go around. Flitter kills Mayor Mare. Somehow, reasons or motive or method, involves dragonflies.
MAKE ONE OF THEM INTO A MEAT BICYCLE!!!
5508182 Why the fuck did I laugh out loud at that?!
Give Pinkie coffee. XK class end of the woeld right there
5508191 That has been done somewhere... but a good idea still!
5508209 I've got a whole slew of ideas. call rainbow a fillyfoaler, steal Celestias cake, make fluttershy cry, CMC mathimaticians (Divide by zero) twilight performing drunk science... the list oges on
Chrysalis kills Fluffle Puff
5508293 I fucking love your avatar. Majin Adagio? Instant follow.
I like the idea of Twilight performing drunk science.
5508296 ...I was not expecting that.
I'm reading this later.
5508300 I am gonna draw an M on my Adagio doll now...
5508353 omai
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I 2nd the divide by 0 idea. CMC reality killers... yay!
Rainbow Dash gets eaten by a gerry shark, a riduculously slow swimming shark that somehow still catches seals. (And sometimes reindeer.)
5508182 ALL OF MY YES!!!
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5510234
RD sprains a wing and falls into razor wire production facility? quite a nasty way to go
Hm...
Okay... this may be the right level of screwed up where I can enjoy the morbidity without feeling ashamed of myself. So here it goes...
Tirek dies because Twilight and the Mane 6 go find Tirek and shoot him!
Or you could always have Chrysalis die by accidentally transforming into an inanimate object.
5510702 Now on the list of things that are not okay, that was seriously not okay.
Spike roasts Rarity for all the times she turned him down.
I'd like to see the pony version of flash sentry getting mauled to death by an angry and jealous sunset shimmer. Or Luna slowly asphyxiating on the moon. Although the mere idea of this makes me shudder at how much of a horrible person I am...
Let's go with Nightmare Moon capturing, torturing, and finally killing Celestia, then becoming Luna again and seeing what she's done.
5511404
Oh. Sorry.
You did it...
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID IT I'M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF RIGHT NOW
Now some of the ponies must do the following (some must die:)
Collect 139,377 brown rocks
Defeat Ug-Thak, Lord of Skags
Pilfer lost staff of Mount Schuler
Defeat Destroyer of Worlds
Dance, dance, baby
Find stash
I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH YES FOR THIS!!!!
Soarin overdoses on pie after being invited to one of Pinkie's parties. But it also turned out Twilight poisoned them because he was trying to get with Rainbow.
His corpse is then made into more pie by Cheese Sandwich.
Blueblood needs a new pet rabbitempireonline.com/images/image_index/original/69650.jpg
I honestly enjoyed this. You should make something like, I dont know, a pony killing another pony with a spoon!
The slow, ineffeciant way of murder.
Like, they basically just hit the victim with a spoon.
Over and over
until they die
YES DO IT
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Diamond Tiara's head gets sliced open by her own tiara, which got launched into the air by a giant catapult that looks like a silver spoon that the CMC were building in order to get their Cutie Marks.
This is a bit rocky. Rocky as rocks, but bold as a boulder.
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Flam dies while testing a shaver in front of a crowd , to shave his moustache, making him lost all his moustache power in the great moustache war against Lord Spikey-wikey
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Let's settle for something simple. Ponyvillhe has a dam, right? Let the dam break. Then there is a flood and somepony drowns.
Or some unlucky mare can be smashed by the Friendship Express train. You don't play with ball on the rails.
Let's have Miss Harshwinney kill someone for unproffesionalism, with her trusty professional dildo bat.
Spike is impaled upon a cybertronian writing utensil
Luna tries some of Sunbutt's cake and contracts the sugah. After that, she encounters the cmc again, and dies of diebetus.
Pinkie is juggling chainsaws and some unlucky pony happens to get hit with one.
5687174 It took me a whole week to get what you just said.
5728497 It's not like it was staring you in the face or anything....
Luna: death by social ineptitude.
4 words, party. cannon. gone. wrong.
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i second the shaving gone wrong idea, that and i really want either flim or flam to die, they are losers.
I want cheese sandwich ODing on drugs or being turned into a sandwich
I want rarity dying by magical murdering maneiquins
I want daring do succumbing to the water temple
I want dash realizing that if the Pegasus magic makes clouds solid than hitting one hard enough equals splat
I want flutter shy being eaten by the chemera in those fire swamps, bonus points if you mention R.O.U.S
I want applejack strangling herself with her own lasso or buried by apples
I want pinkie pie going to the dentist for cavetys only for her to be killed by the equipment
I want twilight sparkles head to explode,by magic preferably but discord is second choice
I want celestia burning to death
I want sombra falling down a lot of stairs, A LOT
I want Luna being crushed by the lunar lander or impaled by flag,crushed by meteorite is also okay
I want Discord turned to stone than made into a smaller statue by being broken and chiseled,
Rarity asks spike to help her make a new purse, because, reptile skin purses are soooo expensive to buy.
or my earlier writing utensil suggestion .
There should be an entire story about Harsh and her dildo bat.
Human in Equestria: Lyra chops their hands off to add to her collection, leaving them to bleed out and die.
applejack should invite all her friends to the beach for a picnic, and then a bunch of land-sharks come walking out of the water and start terrorizing everyone, and then in the end..... applejack has her back legs bitten off by one.