The first time around, Nightmare Moon's return nearly caused a national catastrophe and had to be resolved by the forging of friendship between six ponies who had only met that night.
Evidently not having learned anything from the experience, Nightmare Moon tried to do it again last month. Except Luna wasn't having any part of it this time. Instead, she's teamed up with Twilight Sparkle to make Nightmare Moon learn that revenge can be a dish that can taste far worse than just bittersweet.
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Not sure what say...
That was evil
poor nmm
:D
5319797 Agreed! So very evil!
I do almost feel bad for NMM.
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Oh please. Evil is not this prank. Evil is mass murder, child abuse, and homicide.
Magnificent.
5320298 Way to be a killjoy.
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It's Bill Cipher, what do you expect?
5320648 I find bill's "games" fun. Also i would vomit if i had to eat tofu
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I was certain that was too vague a reference for anybody to get, but I guess you proved me wrong!
5321264 Actually, Nightmare Moon doesn't seem like the type that would be adverse to consuming the flesh of a lesser beast. She does in fact have the teeth of a carnivore.
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lol nope
its called humanity :p
As soon as I saw this story posted, I knew it was my fault. And there is nothing more evil than tofurkey.
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Yes, yes it was.
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This was just the closest well known being I could find to myself. My mind would make him scream.
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"You do have a point, my friend(s). Great story, by the way."
5322540 Fun!
Dang. At first I was just a little bit upset that they would do something like that, but then NMM kinda had it coming, so... I guess it's okay?
But then I got to the end. Holy Horseapples! Tofurkey?!? I'm pretty sure that's a violation of the Geneva Convention even in the parts of the multiverse that never had a Geneva to Convention at!
On behalf of all civilized creatures everywhere, I demand that the Princesses Luna and Twilight Sparkle be brought before a tribunal to answer for their crimes!
Tofu-turkey?! What blasphemy is this?! Though certainly a worthy punishment for such a vile creature, to commit such an atrosity as the creation of that abomination itself is a punishment worth of a mooning by Celestia!
On that note, this was funny.
"tofurkey"
The real monsters.