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Don't think you're gonna get nice reception with suicide. If it was other outside forces slaying her then maybe.
4647060 I know it's a terrible idea, but I wrote it anyway. The whole point is it's in response to another story where Twilight kills herself. I decided since I had this bad idea anyway I might as well just go all out and stop worrying about how distasteful it is because it's going to be rotten regardless.
This story is really good, but it is in desperate need of an editor.
4687557 Yea, I don't have any of those certainly. I do the best I can myself, but I guess it's just not enough. *sigh* I guess I need to do something about that.
4687640 Like let me edit it when I have the time?
4689090 I'd love that. At least assuming you are making the offer and I'm not terribly confused.
Oh my she knows that all an alicorn is is an unicorn with another horn! Our secrets have been discovered, run for your life!
I…actually like this. Although, this feels more like it should be teen rather than mature; if you had described every death and gruesome thing in detail, then it would be mature. But as is, no.
When does Twilight start being badass?
4697647 Yea, i went back and forth on the rating but decided to go on the safe side and choose mature.
4699165 This seems like an odd question to me. That's certainly not the point of this story. Though completely unrelated to this story is http://www.fimfiction.net/story/197766/sparkling-field-research-rote-episode-10. She's pretty badass in that.
This is the best story I've had in a long time
Thank You
up vote and fav
4859284 Thank you very much.
4697585 :D
I liked Rainbow. She felt pretty close to original flavor. And it was oddly heartwarming. With a good deal of fridge horror.
The whole demonic possession bit was kinda weak. At a guess you came up with it after realizing that Twilight wouldn't normally kill herself just like that? Better than that would have been, and it didn't detract too much from the story.
5079817 To some degree the whole point of this story is I find the idea of Twilight wanting to kill herself ridiculous. It's a little silly but I wanted something fast and easy to explain since fighting some evil is in no way the point of the story. I also wanted some reason to distance Twilight from her friends so they might think it's real. Also finding it in a book just makes sense, no?
Upon reading the description I am disgusted yet... intrigued. Let's see how this goes then.
Pffft, if the rest of the story is like the first chapter, this is going to be awesome.
Hah! Twilight is her own ingredients bag, go Alicorn Alchemy.
You managed to write something depressing, yet hilarious, well done.
Welp, Twilight, you dun goofed up.
Huh, the curse is spreading, i can see it now: Suicide Party every friday.
Faaabulous.
All i can think of is Pinkie with a horn and wings. This is so fraking scary.
This story is morbid, hilarious and heartwarming all in one, fave and thumbs, cuz it has been a while since i read something equally entertaining.
My brain is so full of what I don't even...
I have no words. How have you made suicide for science sound reasonable?
>Let's all plot murder. You know, for the good of all.
Somehow this isn't as dark a statement as it seems. Immortality/Resurrection really takes the drama out of death.
5976380
Morbidly hilarious? Hilariously morbid?
I just had to read this again and it still cracks me up. This fic deserves waaay more upvotes.
Cue the mayhem of a beeped of dash
5976370 agreed
Pffffff hahahaha sooooo bucking funny
...this makes me want to play an Eclipse Phase game now. The RPG where you can never die.
well i have to say this story made my stomach turn and mad me laugh... it's a first i'll tell you that. Haven't experienced a good Dark Comedy in a while. faved and upvote.
Awesome Dark Comedy.
Finaly!
I couldn't find this fic and i've been searching forever.
Funnily enough: searching by title didn't find it, i had to google search for 'complex death machine' chapter.
Amount of liquid in it changes the resonant frequency of a teacup (see: tuning wine glasses to play them by rubbing the rims) and the amount of dampening.
Of course, it could also just be Pinkie being Pinkie.
I wonder if dirt from that deep down would be fertile enough for growing stuff in a desert? Ah, well, at the very least it would have minerals.
I chuckled at Fluttershy's idea source, but laughed at the title of the chapter since it was "surprising but inevitable". At least I THINK that phrase applies.
This method is actually something I thought of a long time ago for the use against incredibly tough, but not able to escape it enemies... or just ones she really hates or wants to make an example of enough to actually kill them. Personally I call it The Sonic Rain-Driver, much like the Rain-Nuke it is a further refinement of the Rain-boom..
-hope