Not even going to...

Just...

What the hell does one say to this?

~Skeeter The Lurker

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Not to nitpick or anything, but that one story you have a link to about Rainbow Dash kinda breaks the rule...it is WAY below the 1000 word mark.

4596494 It's not a published story. You can do what ever you want with unpublished stories, for example, using them as story directories like TotallyNotABrony and Skywriter do.

4596515 Oh. I see. It was quite an entertaining read, this poem. Glad that you are a fellow Cheerimac fan.

This...was just....wow
I'll never look a clopfics the same way again
Still a good read

This is the first pornographic material of any kind Ive read thats included annotations. Just... Damn that alone got me laughing so hard I spit pop all over my keyboard and I couldnt even be mad about the keyboard because I was too busy reading the rest. Have yourself a fave and a watch.

4596677 Sorry to hear about your keyboard, but I'm glad (I guess? ) I was the one who caused you to spill soda upon it. And yes, unless GhostOfHeraclitus decides to start writing clop, I suspect pony porn with footnotes will remain a thing of rarity. Have a great day!

I was strangely aroused by rhyme words. Oh, and talks of hill filly butt sex helped.

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If Ghost did that, I would be thoroughly surprised and try to read it. I would probably get so pissed off. It's, like, you could immediately go down and look at the footnote and spoil sections of the story as you scroll down, and spoil another good amount of things scrolling back up, trying in vain to find your spot again. Or you can wait until you reach the end and try reading those footnotes again, by which time you will have forgotten what they were attached to, not giving a damn when all the context has flown out the window and the giant MWoT[1] of numbers and words looks like a fuckheug cluster-fuck of !raeg inducing tripe that makes you want to An Herocide in the most inconvenient place for the next person to find you.

And when you're done piecing together everything, you realize Ghost was going for angry sex in the story the whole time. Or maybe it was just the story's ambiguous nature.

[1]Mighty Wall o' Text, yo. Can go either one of two ways. Either it's intriguing and keeps you hooked or TL;DR!!!1!!!!

4597457 Or you just open two browser tabs, And have one be at wherever in the story you're reading, and have the other one be at the footnotes section

4598290 yeah, I hear you're not aloud to pack Tireks in your carry-one anymore, which totes stinks.

For while their love they never hid,
They really weren't ready for kids.
Now having protection
For his coming erection,
Big Mac closed his saddlebags' lids.

By far the most amusing thing to me about this entire thing were the lines espousing magical contraception. Remember to practice safe sex, ponies!

4598330 New headcanon: Sex-Ed Books in Equestria are written in rhyme, because why the fuck not. Hell, THAT'S a pretty funny story idea.

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0_o That is the most absolutely genius thing I have heard in regards to footnotes. Thanks! I might be able to love and tolerate Ghost after all! ^.^
*licks cheek*

Although, I'm always on mobile net, so opening up like a 25th browser tab risks crashing Chrome lol.

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Zecora is best sex ed teacher.

Everyone is speechless while I have this to say.
Poetry in motion, LITERALLY!

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I dunno dude, an invasion and attempted enslavement of an entire nation is one thing, but destroying a library is SACRILEGE to the newest Princess.
But either way, I'm sure we can agree that the Equestrian military has had it rough the past few seasons.

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But either way, I'm sure we can agree that the Equestrian military has had it rough the past few seasons.

Have they? The mane six or Cadance or Twilicorn or whoever usually solve the problem before the Royal guard can even mobilize.

Majestic.

This madness must be stopped. Only then can there be peace.

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It's so bad it's good

I have not read a single limerick in years, and even then most failed to live up to "clever", muchless "brilliant." Thank you for this glorious wordplay, you have reignited my passion for the english language at its best and most silly.

4873164 Thank you for the high praise, and for reminding me I need to update this. Have a great day!

You are continuing this right? Please do!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6128919 yes. The next chapter is half written.

6130266 Great. Can't wait to read it when you publish it.

I'm looking forward to Twilight's reaction to this.