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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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typo in the first chapter's name
but now i shall read it

4268911 >not understanding it was intentional

4268927 the glorious hitlercron is not pleased

Holy shit... you can read this story on a loop...

Not as top notch as your other random-ass fics, but still fucking hilarious.
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A glorious tour de force that dives deeply into the human condition and the endless cycles of misery we inflict on ourselves. Upvoted and faved.

10/10 would clop to this

4268985 11/10 fapped to this

When I get to equestria, I open up my own stall, with blackjack and hookers!:twilightangry2:

words cant describe what the actual fuck i just read but.. ok, i'll roll with it.

When you opened your eyes, you found yourself starring into the abyss of Rainbow Dash's cunt. Rainbow Dash was your Pony waifu and you couldn't be happier.

one problem: waifu is an otaku term that signifies who you respect and would want to marry from your favorite show or video game whom you also don't fap to. The urban dictionary, the internet's guide for jackasses, even says so.

4268927 oh great, you read this too? Small website, eh?

Well, then. That was...something. Yes, that was an article existing in this universe, not having a physical form but stored on binary codes in a computer that sends signals that reflect off of satellites in space to be shared with countless humans worldwide. Yep. It was something.

10/10 best silly fic i've seen in awhile.

Everpony was a kind, good, moral person and farted rainbows out from their asses.

*Everypony
*pony
*Where the fuck else would you even fart from? :rainbowhuh:

Tome #17 · Apr 21st, 2014 · · 1 ·

4269133
Mah nigga

4269533 I hope that's a compliment? Also, haven't i seen you around as well?

4269484 your mouth and eyes of course!

Ah, the joys of parody and satire.

This guy lived the dream for all of five minutes. :rainbowlaugh:

random but pretty good

why did you write about my Tuesdays

my Tuesdays are boring, and always seem to end with me crying and masturbating

4270410
That sums up my Mondays in a nutshell. XD

Well I don't know what's been going through this guys head, or what drugs he's on, but all I had to read was the first paragraph before I facepalmed and laughed my ass off.

4270883

your mondays are tuesdays?

damn what kind of lube do you use bro and why arent you sharing

4270924
Well if you need some I'm happy to share. :rainbowlaugh:

4270928

they're all around

taken our goddamn jobs

4270976
Got plenty more for ya. Just come to me when you need some. XD

4270995

ill keep you in mind bby

4271004
Anything else ya need while your at it?

4271011

some tipless condoms would be nice

4271068
You're in luck. Got a couple left. :rainbowwild:

4271080

time to go put my dick in some crescent rolls

Enjoy your Tuesday 'activities'.

4271147

i will in six minutes

>11:54

these crescent rolls are in for one hell of a pounding

baked 'em so hot that you could boil water with them

4269596
It is indeed.

This site is rather small.:pinkiesmile:

You kissed your waifu banishing all the evil Justin Biebers with the power of love and your overpowered Gary Stu level of magic powers.

This is literally the worst thing ever... I hate it when I forget to wipe their face off before doing that :ajbemused:

I came expecting extreme silliness.
I was not disappointed in the slightest.

4268999 infinity/10 fapped to this and came so much they drowned in their own sexytimes juice

Perdi 5 minutos lendo essa magnífica história sem noção...

Legaaaaaaaal! :pinkiehappy:

I laughed the entire time throughout the story

Just black and red? You forgot to add neon rainbows and fagstep. :derpytongue2:

Got a laugh out of me though, at least. Have yourself a thumbs up, you handsome bastard.

HOLY CRAP, THIS DEFINED MY PERSONALITY SO WELL! :rainbowlaugh:

I even have an OC who was described perfectly in this. (Not my primary OC, of course, but an OC.)

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh :rainbowhuh:

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