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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Comments ( 77 )

Dafuq.

This is hilariously awful and awfully hilarious

Why is this so horrible, and I WANT MOAR!!!:flutterrage:

4388886

Thanks very much.


4388873

Don't worry, I'm taking a break from writing fan fiction.

However, I still will help out others.


4388875

Thank you. Glad you loved it.

if you cum inside Rainbow Dash you will bring shame to Morgan Freeman.

If you let Morgan freeman down you will be executed for heresy against humanity :trollestia:

This is even better than usual.

My sides...Ow...

That, "sniff" was a beautiful tale redemption, hope, and Morgan Freeman. Thank you... just, thank you.

This tale will be recounted for ages as a shining example of true heroism.

4389179

I feel proud.


4389010

Sorry for your sides.


4389134

You're welcome.

Zea

How board where You when you wrote this?
It's so funny I could stop laughing at it. :)

4389554

Very. Work was boring today.

Zea

4389629 Well I loved reading it.

:flutterrage:Oh, come on!:flutterrage:

:trollestia:

I can't breathe! XD Oh god! Morgan Freeman?! XD

Tis good ._.

Note: Written by my phone at work.

I hope you didn't get fired while writing this.
♪*1960's Filler Music*♪
"Mama, how come we're not eating dinner tonight?" :fluttercry:

"Well daddy, lost his job because he was writing clop when he was supposed to be watching Mr. Filabastard's vitals." :facehoof:

Scenario two involves you sending this fic to an important client by accident.

4390689

Don't I'm not fired. They don't even know I written it nor that it even exists.


4390671

Yeah. But I like that meme.

Also I like making fun of HIE, even though I like HIE.

This is the best way to spend your day at work
:moustache::moustache:

No matter how hard you try to resist, you WILL cum inside Rainbow Dash. :rainbowdetermined2:

You know, I really got to stop reading these things, I believe they are slowly killing my brain. :trixieshiftleft:
(Edit:This part of the comment is a joke, since I think people are talking it seriously.)

Besides, it's easy to resist RD, now Octavia on the other hand...
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...

she drives me crazy. :pinkiecrazy:

Lets start from scratch and blow up the sun!

Come on, shoot faster! Just a little bit of energy yeah! I wanna try something fun right now, I guess some people call it anarchy! Lets blow this city to ashes, and see what PowPow thinks!

If aliens were to request our greatest achievements in literature, we will present this as our Magnum Opus....

...which will cause the aliens to back away slowly and retreat to there home planet never to return again

Yep. This gets an infinete amount of approvals from me. Awesome fic

This.....is a work of art...

:moustache:

4393207

The best weapon against the Reapers.


4394360

Thanks very much.


4391651

Nonsense. My fan fiction is enlightenment.

4395406 :rainbowwild: Yes, very enlightening. :raritywink:

It's funny actually, I make an obviously highly sarcastic joke and it receives 3 thumbs down. I shalt ad this evidence to my theory of how people can't identify internet sarcasm even when given clear indications of it being sarcasm. *Files away da...

...waitaminute.... oh I used the :unsuresweetie: emote and not the :trixieshiftleft:, so nevermind, the unsure Sweetie actually probably makes it look like I'm being serious, heh, wrong emotes can cause problems. :twilightsheepish:

...Lemme change it and see if that effects the ratio.

Unless it was the part of RD being easy to resist, in which case I was completely serious there. :moustache:

Hmm, or it could be the song lyrics, eh, I was listening to it at the time and it did have to deal with a crazy person, so I shrugged and with a mental "why not" put them in.

I guess that could be it as well...

Hmm... trying to analyse your own comments is hard. :derpytongue2:

:rainbowlaugh: ha ha that was funny and I mean that in a good way :moustache::mustache::moustache:

I pretty much fucking died when I read "Morgan Freeman"

100/100 :rainbowwild:

I applaud the creativity by typing this using your phone not to mention the ending oh god that was funny :rainbowlaugh:
but between you and me I prefer Luna

4400419 The first part was sarcasm. The second part is true, Octavia > RD. :trollestia: The third part was boredom and Jinx.

Comment posted by Artorias deleted May 17th, 2014

The power of my mighty magical pony pussy tells me you want to cum inside me, Rainbow Dash!"

4403200

I take it you liked that line?


4400404

Well, I did have to go over it again on my computer to fix some errors I made on my phone.

4403190 Longinius is best artist. :rainbowwild:

He likes to walk the line though, as some of his works are pretty much borderline NSFW. :derpytongue2:

But yes, dat ass. :heart:

However, you feared once you came inside Rainbow Dash, you'll never want to stop cumming inside Rainbow Dash. For you knew it was wrong to cum inside Rainbow Dash. For if you cum inside Rainbow Dash you will bring shame to Morgan Freeman.

. . .

For if you cum inside Rainbow Dash you will bring shame to Morgan Freeman.

. . . . . .

[...] you will bring shame to Morgan Freeman.

. . . . . . . . .

Morgan Freeman.

. . . . . . . . . . . .

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Somewhere, deep in my brain, the primary functions have submitted. I can no loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-.....:derpyderp1:
*Reserve back power restored to the brain*
........ooooooooooooooooooonger think clearly. Huh? Where was I? Oh! A fanfic! 'You try to resist-'.:pinkiegasp:
........Okay, what is this? :trixieshiftright:
Really funny though. I laughed for at least two minutes non-stop. :derpytongue2:

4400410 no one touches my mustache :moustache::moustache::moustache:

4425905 ok what is it? :moustache::moustache::moustache:

LMAO

wtf. you had me at morgan freeman

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