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TheAussieBlue
I am that I am, and nothing more. I will exist as I am, or not at all. And I really, REALLY hate insects and arachnids.
TheAussieBlue
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This was soooo hilarious...and sexy!
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I dare say.... WHAT DID I READ!
And why am I guided towards these stories like a moth to flames.
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Well, I
hopedthought that this is just a clop-story, so I read it.4099661
I can neither confirm nor deny clop material ahead.
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Well, if clop will come or not, I will surely continue reading this fine story.
Nope, just nope.
:
I see you have magnificent self-respect as a writer.
Don't hate me people, but we already have too many stories like this.
You sir have gain my intensest.
chapter name, *covers face to hide stupid laugh*
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This is not Pulitzer winner stuff. Make no mistake, I am under no illusion over what I have written.
Too much ham makes for a boring yarn.
Source on cover art?
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I just found it on my hard drive, so I have no idea where it's from.
why don't they all just rape her and get it over with?....
is something that the clopfics group would suggest i would think lol.....
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Source:
http://thecreator9.deviantart.com/art/New-Anthro-Celestia-438621741
I say, I say, I say, that this is quite humorous indeed, what?
Alright, I'm interested in where this train wreck is going.
I sort of get the feeling that Twilight and Cadence are going to have to double team Celestia in the end.
weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/what-the-fuck-am-i-reading.jpg
Serioulsy, I couldn't stop laughing. So many naughty jokes.
Though silly princesses who do NOT raise the sun... you don't need nobility or the 'perfect' guy for Celestia... sometimes all you need is just a big red Apple 
Anyways, you get an upvote and a favorite. Looking forward to more whenever you feel like releasing the next chapters.
This line had me tickled pinker than Cadence's vagina.
Show me more.
why would you write anything about lord rust, when?
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I pinched the name, yes, but nothing else.
4112894 well, the name, and the personality. hell all that was missing was his humanity and a low class comander to take the piss out of him.
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Yes...
If you do not continue this, I will find you, and I will spam you.
(You get the inside joke?)
4114517 Me at first:
Me after: 
Me at the end:
4115970 Well do you get the inside joke or not?
4116087 yes...
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Maybe he can get threatened by Commander Vines of the Nightguard next chapter when he tries to slink into Celestia's chambers.
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4118364 *wink**wink**nudge**nudge*
I'll abuse that line when I am pregnant.
4321546 I'll abuse that line despite being a guy!
4321787 Thank you for providing an image some of us could have lived without.
Nice!
WHAT!!
Bruh, this is fuckin' hot.
You make me feel lust for the God Empress that I know I shouldn't!
Poor Lord Rust.
Anyone wanna bet 20$ the next chapter will be titled "She has the D!"
Y'know, I don't think she wants the D...
4323399 Or maybe they're just assholes, because I don't think someone as wise would fuck a douche bag.
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Funny story, that's a working title and I forgot to change it before I published chapter 2.
For all we know Celestia is actually DENSE! Scandal of the Century!
Ha, more Discworld refferences.
Witches Abroad, right?
4326935 Or at least literal minded.
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Or she is aware of what he said just that she is avoiding a lover because in her mind it is all politics.
4331480 But that's not as funny.
This is just getting hilarious and I love it!
Jack's still worth a couple of bucks, isn't she?
Isn't she?!