Itty-Bitty Bite Size Stories

by gallagsp the corgi

Singing the Ship Away

Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash sat next to each other on the hill overlooking the lake. The moon shone brightly above in a perfectly clear night sky. Nearby, hidden in some bushes, Pinkie Pie and Applejack were watching intently.

"Do you really think that they actually feel that way?" Pinkie whispered.

"I reckon so. I might not know as much about romance as Rarity, but look at them, if they were sitting any closer together I would consider renting them a hotel room."

"You know what this needs? Something to enhance the mood!" Pinkie stood up and took a deep breath. Before Applejack could resond Pinkie Pie began singing at the top of her lungs.

"CAAAAAN YOU FEEEEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT!" Then Applejack shoved a hoof in her mouth.

"Sugarcube, I understand what you're trying to do, but you're doing it wrong. Listen closely." Applejack now stood up and cleared her throat.

"SHA-LA-LA-LA-LA DON'T BE SCARED, YOU GOT THE MOOD PREPARED GO ON AND KISS THE GIRL!"

"Do you two mind?" Rainbow Dash turned around. "We're trying to watch some baby turtles hatch."

"Wait," Applejack stopped. "You mean this isn't a date?"

"Why the hay would this be a date? We don't roll that way, right Flutters?"

"Um, yes. Not that there's anything wrong with that or anything..."

"Oh. We're sorry girls. We'll just leave" Pinkie and Applejack turned around and walked away. The other two watched them go until they were out of earshot. Then Rainbow Dash turned to Fluttershy.

"Now, where were we?" Rainbow Dash raised an eyebrow suggestively and pulled a bottle of wine out of the picnic basket. Fluttershy blushed and smiled.

"I think we were right about here..." She whispered. Leaning in toward Rainbow Dash. The other mare leaned in as well until there was an inch between their lips.

"I knew it!" Pinkie Pie shouted, bursting out of the picnic basket. "CAAAAN YOU FEEEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT!"

"DAMN IT PINKIE PIE, YOU RUINED THE MOOD!" Fluttershy yelled.

Author's Note:

Random Idea that came to me after watching a few Disney movies with my nieces. Yeah, it played out better in my head.

Comments

[Brother_William]

... Might be best shipfic I've ever read.

[gallagsp the corgi]

3356611 I try my best.

[GordonFreebrony]

Wow. All this needs now is a clopfic uhh... I mean suggestive fic. Yeah. Ends right before the 'good part'

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Say no more, know what I mean?

[Xirdus]

At first, I was like "it's totally not a date".

But then, when Rainbow told them to shoo away, I was like "I bet it's really a date."

And when Rainbow said "where were we", I was like "They totally are still watching".

Turned out I was right all three times

[gallagsp the corgi]

3357042
...I'll let you get right on that... I'm not really a clop writer

[GordonFreebrony]

3357977

ERROR: Sarcasm algorithm failed. Target missed. Reloading snark cannon. Charging cynaptic matrix. Absorbing S.M.A.R.T.A.S's protein flow. Ready to Fire.

[gallagsp the corgi]

3357988

wait, wut? oh god, what did I just unleash?

[gallagsp the corgi]

3357457

No guarantees on quality, but I'm working my tail off trying to get it right, so hopefully your hopes aren't dashed.

[GordonFreebrony]

3357994
Fire.
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WARNING: Sarcasm Super-Weapon has fired. Hide your stupid.

[gallagsp the corgi]

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I get the point. I wasn't being serious at all, you have failed to detect MY sarcasm, but such is the sad truth of the internet.

But in all seriousness I don't write clop. I have no problems with clop, I just don't write it.

[GordonFreebrony]

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No, I got your sarcasm. But I just had to return fire.

[gallagsp the corgi]

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so i took your eye, and you blew me apart and scattered every atom in my body halfway across the universe?

seems legit.

[GordonFreebrony]

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It's an eye for a subatomic structure world out there.

[Kage no Brony]

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Oh, WOW. You can post a dozen pictures that nobody cares about.

That's gotta look good on a resume.

[ArturQ]

As FlutterDash is my OTP, I approve of this
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Also, that pun in the title XDD