The Kitchen Sink
Rainbow Dash pulled her lover closer, glaring at her friends who had surrounded her.
"Rainbow, this isn't healthy, you have to let go." Twilight said, trying to reach out to her friend.
"NO! I love him, I can't!"
"Dashie, he's gone! Please, you have to do this." Pinkie Cried out, on the verge of tears.
"No, I can save him, I can bring him back, he's not gone." Rainbow Dash looked over to the kitchen sink in her hooves. "Please, don't leave me."
"This is getting ridiculous." Applejack facehoofed. "Rainbow, you are in love with a sink. A broken kitchen sink that you ripped out of Rarity's kitchen.
"I feel like this is a metaphor for something.." Fluttershy whispered. "But maybe the love potion can be cancelled out..."
The Cutie Mark Crusaders watched from their hiding place, wondering how much trouble they would be in once they were found.
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Oh god rainbow is in love with another sink. Does she not remember what happened last time.
3406076 I don't think she can remember last time, she hit her head REALLY hard...
3406106
Am I missing something? What last time?
3406393 You don't remember? It was all over the news and everything!
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Do you know what a straight answer is?
3406472 yes, I just choose not to use them if I can help it. It's much more fun that way.
Straight answer: There never was another time. It's a joke.
3406619
I don't get it.
3406629
Look up "But the Kitchen Sink."
3407232
I get that. I don't get the joke about her loving one before.
3407418
In "But the Kitchen Sink" Rainbow took the sink from The Cake's kitchen, not Rarity's
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Oh... You meant another story. Not the idiom.
3407455 well, not exactly, but it works. I meant it as a vague alternate universe hypothetical joke, but referencing another story makes it easier to understand, so yeah.