Itty-Bitty Bite Size Stories

by gallagsp the corgi

Immunity

Rainbow Dash stood behind the table. Her hoofcuffs and Orange jumpsuit indicating that she was on trial. It made no sense to her, but oh well, nothing to do about it now.

"Rainbow Dash, you have been accused of armed robbery, aggravated assault, and grand theft. How do you plea?" The judge said, looking directly at rainbow.

"Not guilty on account of being an element of harmony."

"Oh! That's right!" The judge said in a mocking tone. "I forgot about the section in the law that said that you were immune from being arrested and charged with criminal offenses! Get those hoofcuffs off her right now, Balif, open the door, Miss Dash here is free to go!"

"Wait, really?"

"No." The judge said. "You are immune to nothing. We have these laws for a reason, Rainbow Dash. Being the element of Loyalty does not mean you get to do whatever you want. Not even Princess Celestia can get away with everything she wants.

"I can't?" Celestia said from the jury. "Wait, why can't I?"

"Princess, why are you even here?" The judge said, placing a hoof against his forehead. "No disrespect, but this really doesn't involve you, and you really aren't part of a jury of her peers."

"I was promised there would be food." Celestia said. The judge groaned.

It was going to be a long trial.

Author's Note:

No one suggested this one, just my own brain after watching some YouTube videos about court cases gone bad.

Nothing to see here, carry on.

Comments

[QPaysTaxes]

There is everything to see here.

Nicely done, though.

[Psycho]

This is going into my list of stupidest criminals. Number 7!

[gallagsp the corgi]

4365546 who's number 1-6???

[Psycho]

4365551
1. Man suspected of stealing from vending machines pays 1,000 fine...entierly with quarters.
Actually, I'll just post top 10 in a blog when I'm NOT stuck on an Xbox 360.

[The Villa]

I can see this being the prompt to a fanfic competition:

"Read this, then write a fanfiction around it"

Very nice chapter, btw: real short and sweet

[forevertheDoctor]

4365510 Thank you!

[gallagsp the corgi]

4365588 sounds good to me XD

[MorningGlory]

4366911

I'm well aware of that actually. I was just making a joke, really.

Also- I spent five minutes trying to find my comment to remember what the hell I said. So thanks for that. LOL