Sympathy for a Draconequuse
As he opened his eyes and rubbed the pain from his head, a feeling of dread slowly rose up in the evil pony's chest. All around him was a white void, and in front of him a large throne stood with a creature the likes of which he had never seen before. The creature looked at him and smiled. "Oh good, you're awake."
"Where am I? what's going on?"
"Welcome to purgatory, you weren't exactly a pleasant pony so you'll be here a while before you get sent straight to hell. This is my domain, you can call me... you know what? Why don't I just introduce myself." He snapped his talon and a stage appeared, on which a band of other strange creatures stood with instruments.
"Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a draconequuse of chaos and fate..." He began to sing, the others began to play. "I've been around for a few thousand years, such a long long time to wait. I was around When Celestia had her moment of mortal pain, redemption came easy, for she was one of the greats. Pleased to meet you, can you guess my name? But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game. Stuck around in Old Canterlot, when I saw it was a time for a change, corrupted Luna and her followers, said that her envy was to blame, I was a tank, and the general's rank, when great war came and the bodies stank. Pleased to meet you, can you guess my name?"
"Discord?" The pony yelled over the noise. "You're Discord, aren't you?" The music stopped and Discord looked down at him in disappointment.
"You weren't supposed to actually guess yet, but yes, I am Discord."
"Wow, I'm a huge fan of your work, it actually inspired me to create my own chaos, what do you think of what I did?" He said, looking up at his idol hopefully.
"Not bad, but I still have to send you to hell."
"What for? Aren't you the God of Chaos?"
"I'm a spirit of chaos, not a god, and I'm reformed, buddy, so I don't do that anymore.
"Well, crap." The pony said as a black hole appeared beneath him and he was sucked down into the fiery pits of hell.
"Some ponies have no respect for the song..." Discord said, sitting back down on his throne.
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First of all, a parody of what?
Secondly, is our hellbourne dude a pony or a man? You keep switching.
Thirdly: FIRST!
3932423 Obviously a parody of "Sympathy for the Devil" by the Rolling Stones, and It started with him being a human, then I switched it to pony in my mind but I guess I didn't complete the change in the story. I'll fix it.
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Hold on, didn't I kill you and hide your body in your will?
*checks will*
Yup, there's a body there.
P.S. Thanks for the catskin scarf!
3932470 no problem, that cat was evil anyway
Excellent parody! Totally got it from the get-go.
Also, Gordon has a point. Either you stop breaking the laws of logic without Discord's/ my permission, or you're next up on the list to be sent to purgatory.