Even a Princess deserves a little treat every now and again.

Now, if only she can find the time...

When you've reached the point of insanity, there's no going back, not really. Even when everyone else has forgotten, and you've convinced yourself that you can fit back into the world again, all it takes is one thing to make everything collapse around you.

Lyra tried to convince everyone she saw humans in the Everfree Forest. Once they grew tired of her, and started calling her insane, she stopped. And just as she starts to believe she's passed that point in her life, the river she frequently visits gives her a gift that makes her rethink everything she knows.

Author's Notes:
Woo! First One-Shot. This was pretty fun. Dark and moody description, pretty nice. Got a nifty little emo-looking photoshopped picture there, that's a nice touch. It's symbolic. Symbolic of what? Read the story to find out! (Oh, now you have to.)

Well, I'm not too familiar with the fanon about Lyra and her knowledge about humans, so I made up a lot of it for the purpose of this story. If something doesn't fit with what the community at large agrees on, I'm sorry, kind of. It's all fiction anyway.

I don't write shipping stories, but for all of you that are crazy about it, I left some room open for interpretation about weather L+BB were in a relationship. Honestly, I don't care, and I don't think it has any impact on the story, so I left it out. But I didn't put in anything that said they weren't. So there.

Inspired by Edgar Allan Poe, if you couldn't tell.

That's about it, I think.

It's been five years since the 'Too Many Pinkie's' incident, and despite Twilight Sparkle and co disposing of the clones one still remained. Her name is Detective Pinkamena, or 'Pink' for short. After a life on the run and foraging a life and career for herself in the Manehattan Police Department and climbing through the ranks and becoming a Detective. Pinkamena now lives a life separate from her original counterpart.

Until now. The past has a way of rearing it's ugly head in and it has a face and name to go with it. S.M.I.L.E. agent Sweetie Drops or 'Bon Bon' as she goes by now. Tasked by Celestia herself to contain the anomaly Agent Drops is now tasked with detaining Detective Pink.

Written by me and https://www.fimfiction.net/user/174091/ponyfag-not-brony

Chapters 1, 2, 3, and 4 were edited by: https://www.fimfiction.net/user/363323/Sebastian99

Featured on 10/24/22,10/25/22, 10/26/22,11/6/22, 11/7/22, and 11/20/22!

Thank you, guys, for reading!

After researching the Mirror Portal, Twilight has discovered countless other worlds and a simple spell to get ponies there. She offers Lyra the chance to visit a new nation called Wales. Can she and Bon Bon blend in for an entire day?

Tagged 'sex' for human and pony anatomy. There may be spoilers in the comments.

Derpy and Dinky Doo travel to the Rumsville Park to enjoy a beautiful trek in the summers day. They encounter a strange man from a far away land who gives out pony rides to little children that can fork up the cash to ride them. Dinky finds out that one of the ponies seems to have a striking resemblance to her clumsy and caring mother.

Title image made by TheLivingMachine02 on DeviantART.

Berry Punch and the rest of her family look back on their life and all the troubles that Berry's alcoholism has caused and decide how to deal with it.

It turns out having an alcoholic family member isn't terribly funny. Also Happy Mother's Day!

Everyone knows the story of Hearth's Warming Eve. Everyone knows how six ponies brought the three tribes together and banished winter with the magic of friendship. But what if fear and hate had won instead, and created a society where winter is eight months of the year and earth ponies are little better than slaves. Millennia later, a dark lord plans to use that hate to power a foul magic. Can six new ponies, brought together by chance, find a way to end the winter, or will they be just a footnote to the end of the world?

This tale (or should I say, "tail") is about what happens when Derpy gets a hold of a giant sock, which very quickly becomes her favorite thing ever... But not everything is fun and games, as a pair of ponies have their own eyes set on that very same sock, which could lead to disaster if something isn't done soon.

This is just some comedic fluff for everyone's reading pleasure. Shades of Derpydash and Lyrabon abound here.

Rejected by Equestria Daily on 2 January 2013.

This story is a sequel to The Bridesmaids

[First Person] [Alternating Perspectives][Equisverse Era 1]

Last year, during the changeling invasion of Canterlot, Colgate, Lyra, Bon-bon, Vinyl, and Octavia discovered their friend Twinkleshine was actually a changeling named Meep. While most of them were hurt by the deception, their friendship was ultimately strengthened by the truth.

As fate would have it, Lyra, Bon-bon, Vinyl, and Octavia each have their own equally dark secrets. Ones they hide as deeply as Meep hid her real identity. Time has a way of bringing everything to light. This time, it's an invitation to dinner.

Featured on Monday, July 6, 2015 at 04:59:14 UTC.

This story has been completed before any of it was uploaded to improve consistency for your enjoyment.

Edited by Popmannn

“In every generation there is a chosen one. One mare who will stand against the demons, the monsters and the forces of darkness. She is the Slayer.”

Bon-Bon never asked to be a monster-killing secret warrior of the night. It's a lonely life in which she cannot afford to get close to ponies. After previous losses took their toll, she has closed off her heart and dedicated herself to never letting herself love anypony ever again.

Then she is sent to Ponyville.

Then Twilight Sparkle is sent there too.

Then Princess Luna returns from the moon.

Not to mention that darn unicorn neighbour Lyra won’t leave her alone.

And suddenly everything becomes much more complicated.