> Celestia's Lollipop > by GeodesicDragon > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > One-Shot > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "T-that'll be three bits please." the mare behind the counter trembled slightly as the money was floated over to her by a gentle golden aura. She gingerly took the coins from the air and rang them through the register, which closed with a loud ding. "Th-thank you for your custom, Princess, it's been a pleasure to serve you." Celestia tucked her purchase – a simple lollipop – behind an ear. "The pleasure is all mine, Bon Bon," she replied. "Twilight has told me many great things about you, your confectionery, and your store; since I was here visiting her anyway, I simply had to try it for myself. If your reputation is as good as I've been told, then I can definitely foresee myself coming back here as a repeat customer." Bon Bon bowed her head. "I put a lot of time, effort, care and quality into my work," she said. "So I sincerely hope that you will not be disappointed with the results, Your Highness." Celestia giggled. "We shall see." she walked towards the door. "Anyway, I must thank you for your time, Bon Bon, but it is high time I returned to my duties in Canterlot." Bon Bon nodded by way of reply, at which Celestia gave her one last smile before opening the door and departing. Bon Bon waved as the Princess walked down the street; as soon as she was out of sight, she let out a sigh of relief, hurried over to the door and locked it, flipping the sign to 'Closed.' "Holy... well, Celestia!" she said to nopony in particular. "I have never felt so tense in my life!" She began walking towards the door leading to the back of the shop. "Lyra!" she shouted. "I'm going to the spa for a massage... unless you want to do it, that is." Lyra appeared at the top of the stairs leading to their shared flat. "Way ahead of you, Bonnie," she said, holding up a bottle of lavender oil in her aura. "Let's work out those kinks, shall we?" *** Celestia arrived back at the castle after flying back from Ponyville; she landed gracefully on her balcony and threw open the doors to her bedroom, before trotting inside and closing them. Once satisfied that she was alone, she removed her regalia and took the lollipop out from behind her ear. "Now then..." she held it up in front of her face. "Time to see if you are worth the hype." She removed the wrapping paper and sniffed it. "Hmm, smells like lavender, much like the shop itself; I guess the proprietor must really enjoy it. Regardless, a great smell doesn't necessarily mean a great taste, so with that in mind..." She moved the lollipop to her mouth and stuck her tongue out to taste it, but just as she was about to make contact, there was a knock on her bedroom door. Celestia tutted and put the lollipop down on a table, then walked over to the door and opened it to find one of her guards standing at attention. "Ah, Princess," he said. "I see you've returned from Ponyville, but there is a problem." He cleared his throat. "You see, you never informed us of your arrival, so – and I mean this with the greatest of respect – you are currently being treated as a security risk." Celestia dropped her head. "My apologies, Sergeant Ironside," she said. "I was preoccupied with..." She glanced over at the lollipop, then back to Ironside. "Other matters." "Be that as it may, Princess, Royal Guard protocol says that I need to verify your identity." Ironside held up a small box. "With reports of rogue Changelings coming in, we can't be too careful; this scanner will soon prove if you really are the Princess." Celestia fought the urge to sigh and roll her eyes. "Go right ahead, Sergeant," she said. "You can see I am still relaxed after you mentioned the scan, plus I just said to do it; you can agree with me when I say that a Changeling wouldn't be so keen." "That's true," Ironside replied. "But still, orders are orders. Hold still." He held out the scanner and ran it over and around Celestia's body for a few moments, until the device beeped and a green light came on. "All right, you are indeed the Princess." He put the scanner away. "My most sincere apologies, Your Majesty, but we can't be too careful at the moment." He snapped to attention again. "Thank you for your time, Princess, enjoy the rest of your evening." "No apology is necessary, Sergeant," Celestia replied. "I should have followed protocol and alerted you to my return; at least then I could have given today's password and proved who I was that way. As such, I cannot fault you for doing your job. Anyway, Sergeant, you are dismissed; enjoy the rest of your evening." Ironside nodded, turned and marched off down the corridor. Celestia watched him for a moment, then finally closed her bedroom door and picked up the lollipop from the table. "Right," she said. "Where was I? Oh, yes, I was about to taste you." She poked her tongue out of her mouth, only to be interrupted by yet another knock at the door. "Oh, for my sake." She put the lollipop down and went to the door, which she opened to reveal her sister. "Oh, good evening, Luna; what brings you here?" Luna smiled. "As if I need a reason to visit my favourite sister." she cocked her head slightly. "Aren't you going to invite me in, Tia? It has been a while since we had one of our sisterly chats." "You're right, it has been a while." Celestia stepped aside. "Well, Lulu, come on in and let's chat." As Luna walked into her room, talking eagerly about a new constellation she was working on, Celestia deftly hid the lollipop in a drawer. *** "My goodness, Tia, look at the time!" Luna gasped. "Time certainly does fly when you're having fun, or when you're engrossed in conversation with a beloved sibling." Celestia glanced at the clock, which – to her horror – told her three hours had passed since Luna had shown up at her door. "You're right, Lulu," she replied. "Time most certainly does fly when you're talking with a loved one; you'd best hurry if you want to get any sleep at all before you perform your dream duties later tonight." "I shall." Luna nuzzled her. "Take care, Tia, and I'll see you later." Celestia nodded. "You too," she replied. "Bye for now, Lulu." Luna opened the door, waved, and left; as soon as she too was out of sight and mind, Celestia closed the door and locked it before taking the lollipop out of the drawer and giving it the same sort of glare a parent would give a naughty foal. "This is your fault," she muttered. "But now, no more distractions; I am going to taste you, and that will be the end of it." For the third time that night, she stuck her tongue out and went to lick the lollipop, only for there to be a third knock on her door. At the sound, Celestia found herself shouting in her Royal Canterlot Voice, something she had not done for centuries. "IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS SACRED, I AM TRYING TO SUCK ON SOMETHING IN HERE!" she bellowed. "I SWEAR, THE NEXT ONE WHO DARES TO INTERRUPT ME WILL BE BANISHED TO THE DEEPEST REACHES OF TARTARUS!" There was a pause, followed by the sound of rapidly retreating hoofsteps. Celestia smirked and – finally – her tongue made contact with the lollipop, which she swirled around her mouth. "Mmm..." she hummed. "That's quite nice; I'm getting juniper mixed with traces of—" Suddenly, realisation hit; her eyes widened and her jaw dropped, allowing the the lollipop to fall from her mouth and shatter into hundreds of tiny pieces on the ground. "Crap."