Sometimes when you feel lonely with no roommates to keep you occupied, you decide to go to the nearest pet store to find a pet. After you brought a blue pony, you take her at your place as her new home.

Thanks to Daniyel099 for editing this.
https://www.fimfiction.net/user/292246/Daniyel099

Old friends, Carrot Top and Berry Punch decided ti would be a good idea if they lived together and, mostly, it has been. Unfortunately for Carrot Top, though, she's now stuck with Berry's antics twenty four hours a day, and can already feel her sanity slipping away.
Derpy's habit of helping herself to a carrot every now and then isn't helping things at all, and the less said about Colgate's theories, the better.

Ruby Pinch, despite living with the drunken Berry Punch, is a very happy filly. One day, she decides to walk out the door and chat it up with a few ponies to figure out what she wants to do with her life. Though, the things a porn addicted filly can say is more than enough to cause anypony to raise an eyebrow.

Story is about Lyra and best filly, Ruby Pinch AKA Pinchy. Personallities for Pinchy and Berry Punch are loosely inspired by the blog by Haute Claire. -> http://askrubypinch.tumblr.com/
as well as the Berry Punch blog by Skoon http://ask-berry-punch.tumblr.com/

This story is a bit of a spinoff with A League of Their Own, before the time skip in the bonus chapter. The events from THAT are in conjunction with the events that happen in THIS. Hope you guys enjoy.

This story is a sequel to The One Hundred Words Collab

Ten authors worked to create a story together, writing just two hundred words each — but all they had to work with were the two hundred words that were written by the person before them.

Presented to you now is the result of their combined endeavours... although, upon reading, it will quickly become apparent that the use of the 'Random' tag is well justified.

In fact, 'random' is probably an understatement.

(Wait, haven't we been here before?)

CONTRIBUTORS

• Lucky Seven
• 6-D Pegasus
• Soaring
• Tape Deck
• Deergenerate
• TheAncientPolitzanian
• MathBrony173
• donutmasterjoe
• publiq

Yeah... all those times I said 'I hate my life'... I wasn't serious.

I mean, yeah, my life wasn't great, but it was still mine. Now, I don't have my life anymore; in fact, neither of us have our lives anymore.

What are we going to do now?

Part of the Pony Earthverse

You all know Lyra Heartstrings. You all know of the unicorn that obsesses over Humans to the point of mimicing them. But how much do you really know about this pony? Why does she seem to be everywhere the mane 6 are? Why is she obssesed with humans? Follow the origin of this Unicorn and see the strange tale unfold. You'll learn that the truth is far stranger than any story. An odd tale of a lost creature trying to get home.

This story is a sequel to Doctor Whooves Episode 17: Angie the Great

Upon returning to Ponyville, the Doctor learns that there's a new mare in town by the name of Colgate and that she desperately needs his help. When a chance encounter leads to Twilight and Pinkie Pie getting trapped in the past, the Doctor will have to solve the mystery behind Colgate's curse as well as learn her connection to an ancient and lonely creature.

Queer, isn't it? How life works. Every life has its own twists and turns, and to know where each twist and each turn that goes wrong is my specialty, for I'm the pony that is always there to make it right.

You might know me as the Doctor, what with my TARDIS and gizmos to make everything perfect and shipshape, all-the-round great! You have a problem, and I'll fix it. Easy as it is!

Sadly, all good things must come to an end, and as each day passes, that fearful hour approaches closer and closer, where I have to play the part of letting go. And I don't want it to happen.

Even if I have no idea what am I letting go of.

I keep trying to write a MLP fic for a while now, but apparently a combination of congestin, cold meds, and my regular meds are all inspiration I needed. This isn't my first ever fic, but my first here. In my defense this story is not meant to be taken very seriously and is more or less a crackfic.

Every year comes mating season when fillies and mares find themselves full of a desire to feed a primal need. In the cities where stallions are more common it's no problem and can be a very civilized affair. In the rural towns like Ponyville where stallions and colts are a minority by a large margine mating season is a terrifying event that every biological male dreads and for good reason. With mares and fillies on the prowel, can the colts and stallions of Ponyville survive the worst of the heat? Will they enjoy heavenly bliss? Will they just end up in the hospital? Will there be giant robots, explosions, mares freaking out, and a cameo by Tom the Bolder?

Well, actually yes on all accounts... more I write this the my I don't believe more own words. So join this strange adventure for laughs and maybe figure out what's wrong with me.

There's no actual sex scenes in this, I promise.

Also, does anyone know where I could get a cover image for this?

I have now managed to proofread this a little better... ish.

Doctor Romana T. Colgate has always been Ponyville's dentist ever since Nightmare Moon had been stopped. She moved to Ponyville to get away from Canterlot, but also to keep in touch with her longtime friend, Twilight. However, she began to notice Twilight never visits her, nor stops to chat whenever they meet.

She takes it in stride, believing Twilight is just really busy as one of the elements of harmony, until the day after Nightmare Night. When Twilight visits her due to a strange problem with her gums, she takes it upon herself to help. Not only as her dentist, but as a friend.

Although she starts to wonder if Twilight still considers her a friend.

(Big thanks to Dublio from Ponychan for reviewing and giving advice/ideas for this fanfic.)