This story is a sequel to TheRussianBadger and the gang topple King Sombra's Empire

After Badgers last adventure with his friends in Equestria, helping to beat Sombras ass to a pulp and overthrow his empire, he discovers the Fall of Equestria series exists, including all of it's degenerate lore and weird ass fetish shit. Badger is obviously, just like every other sane individual that read this god forsaken series of cringe fanfics, quite pissed off. As such, he reacts the only way he knows how. By getting his friends together, hopping in an inter-dimensional travelling AC-130, and sending a 105mm shell up Danin's ass, while their Arma expert friends send in the Helldivers and Space Marines to kick ass and chew bubblegum. Due to supply issues they are all out of gum.

[If it wasn't obvious, this is very much an april fools shitpost. Expect somewhat low effort.]

This story is a sequel to Teh greatest fic evah!1!

LONG AGO IN THE ANCIENT YEAR OF 2016.
I was drunk agan and I wrote yet aniooder sekwil to teh ghreatest fic evah!@
Btrween then and now, weve seen an lot of terrible things in the world, but thats' not imporatnt]
what is is that GHOTHIG MCEMO IS BASK!@_@ this time figntng aganst the divorse as the cats evicteded from Caterlog return as the MAGNAPUSSIES~! Thjats roighjt theya're back wiuth a vbenmgence after a taste of the dragon jello named Spike, they crave moar!

I HAVE RETURNED :D

*THIS STORY WAS INTENDED TO BE BAD OBVIOUSLY*

The Dazzlings entered a bus that was suppose to take them to their stage so they could perform their beautiful singing. Unfortunately, they ended up on the wrong bus and well, everything was not okay

Parody of a Markiplier video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbnDToKrKQQ

Hopefully the mods know what's up with the writing

Bullseye by Harms Way

Twilight Sparkle has always been a curious filly with enormous magical potential... what happens when these two things are combined with an old spellsbook?

When Celestia first took her crown, she quickly realized that a few ponies were a little too eager to sing her praises.

Naturally, she tried to get them to calm down.

Over a thousand years later, she's still trying.

And then the other alicorns start getting cults of their own...

This is an April Fools Day story with some actual effort put into it.

Teen sex for talk of harems, and by extension, that sex exists.

Casual McBig Piece consumption goes wrong (not at 3am), fussing turns into a violent hissing, and the stars align to create a magical moment. In the middle of the Big Fuss of 2013 war, our floppa protagonist is taken from their realm and transported into colorful horse-land. Will some talking magical mini-equines find a way to help our fusser solve the Great Fussening?

Fusstured 4/1-4/2/23

Floppite translation: "Hrm McBig Piece mmmmm hiss-ack (hyk-a), FUSSSSS hyykkk HISSSSSS, rrrewwarrwahmmmmm. Hhhyykkrrewerrr Big FUSSSSSS of 2013 ACK, hy-dlph floppa krrewrrwayaaaaaeerrrrr~. mmmewwwrrrak hhyykkawwerr Great FUSSSSSSening?"

Submitted into Racc's 2023 Crackfic Storm

Over the course of several hilarious shenanigans, ponies do random stuff for random and nonsensical reasons……

Flitter thought she knew what it meant to be strong, after meeting Fluttershy.

But when the dead start to walk again, they're both going to need it.

Estee has technically approved this travesty of a classic story, accompanied by a slightly raised eyebrow, a look that could wither a freight train, and a sigh that still echoes mournfully in the remote corners of spacetime.

The first draft of this story appeared in the October 2020 Writeoff, where it came in next to last.

This story is also a part of Racc’s Crackfic Storm!

Pinkie Pie is invisible. What shall she do?

(Have fun reading this!)

An April Fool's story, and an entry in OPERATION: CRACKFIC-STORM - 2023 ( post | entries ).

Featured 2023 April 1-5 - I am a monument to all your sins. Also, as of July 6 2023, this is the most disliked story of the year! Thank you all!

Have you ever decided to do something so unimaginably horrid to someone as a prank, and when common sense tells you to stop and reevaluate your life choices—you slam your foot on the gas and dump the clutch? Ugh. Car metaphors? They don't belong in Equestria. Look, this is about three griffons, one pegasus, and a really crappy prank; gone right.

So I only had 2.5 hours sleep last night. How are you doing?

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