Bus. That horrible bus. They thought they would never escape it. The Dazzlings had been on the bus “Freedom”. What freedom? There was no freedom. Adagio’s boyfriend Bullseye had no right to be on that bus… anyway.
Adagio had a dream that Sonata was going to die. She then went up to Sonata.
“Sonata! I think you’re in grave danger of death today! Please be careful. Fuck the bus!”
“What? There’s no way I can be in danger because it’s too big,” assured the blue-haired girl. “You fool!”
While Adagio and Sonata were talking, Aria realized the grievous error that she had committed, she had no pants. Luckily, she brought another pair with her.
While putting on her pants Adagio stared at Aria’s ass and Sonata just minding her own business as she drank their essence with fervor. Green smoke was coming out of Aria and Sonata and was sucked into Adagio’s pendant. “I am feeling randy and blood is… filling.”
Sonata looked at her chest and gasped. She had started the process of changing. Meanwhile Aria was flexing her muscles until all that remained was her bra and panties.
“Dang it. That was my last pair of clothes.”
Adagio was looking out the bus window and saw a sea bear.
“Oh my God!” she exclaimed. “... How is it breathing out of water?”
The sea bear was looking back at Adagio while sitting on a passing car. The poofy-haired girl turned her attention back towards her bandmates to talk about the sea bear outside.
“Girls look a sea bea-”
Adagio paused as she saw a half-naked Aria hugging Sonata.
“Well if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.”
Adagio took off her clothes leaving only her bra and panties to “express the love for her bandmates”. She then went up to Sonata caressing Sonata’s right cheek and whispered in her ear. Sonata smirked at the response of Adagio’s beautiful words.
The smirk was the sexiest thing Sonata had seen from Adagio. Sonata smiled back. Her teeth showed through her lips.
Suddenly, Adagio stopped smiling… and also magically got her clothes back. “You put those teeth away young lady!” Adagio ripped Sonata's mouth from her face and threw it, shattering the bus window and flying far away. “I won’t let you take the spotlight away from me again!”
Sonata’s mouth magically grew back onto her face. “Don’t make this about you! My smile has always been and always will be better than yours! My father will be hearing about this!”
Aria, who also magically got her clothes back, went in to break the fight. “Can you two just shut up? Clearly I’m the fan favorite of us three.”
Adagio looked at the purple-haired girl in disgust. “The fuck you on abo-”
“LASAGNA!!!”
The Dazzlings remembered that there was Stouffer’s lasagna in the freezer. Sonata grabbed the lasagna out of the package and put it in the microwave. The three jumped for joy, their boobs bobbing up and down in the process. They danced and waited with jubilant patience.
*DING!* Pop goes the weasel. Aria took out the lasagna from the microwave. The bandmates feasted on the flesh of their not-frozen food. Suddenly, they heard roaring from outside the bus.
“Oh shit!” exclaimed Adagio. “We forgot about the sea bear!”
“Yikieu(?)!” Aria shouted.
Sonata’s mouth was still full of lasagna. “Mumbly cumblit!”
The three went up to the bus window. There was no time to waste. They had to beat this fool with the TeeHee Power of Love. The Dazzlings formed into a circle, spinning around in a shiny tornado. The tornado caused the sea bear to get blinded and went on a rampage hitting and shaking the bus to the point that the driver lost control of the wheel. The lasagna flew everywhere as the bus drove off a cliff but somehow landed on its wheels.
The Dazzlings walked out the bus to see that the monster had escaped the TeeHee power.
“Damn it!” Adagio exclaimed.
This beast was of another time period on Earth from which it now returned. The sea bear looked at the three girls as he poked one lil breathy breath breath.
“Moooooonster Mash!” roared the sea bear. “If you are really the most powerful beings on this Earth, then show me a sign, kill me.” And they did.
***
Three days later the police officer found them in a pile of blood.
“So what happened exactly?” asked the officer
“All I remember was that we drove off a cliff,” Bullseye replied.
“And how did that happen?”
“I remember a creature attacking the bus but I don’t remember what it was.”
They forgot about the sea bear.
“Do you remember what it looked like?” The officer pulled out a piece of paper and a pencil.
“Well I know it had the head of a bear. And its body was big and round.”
“Damn, what an absolute unit,” the officer whispered.
“It also had the tail of a fish and that’s all I remember.”
“So like this?” The officer showed Bullseye the abomination of a drawing.
“I’m pretty sure it looked like that.”
“Anything else we should know about?”
“Well apparently the monster is still alive. I thought the Dazzlings took care of them.”
“Is that all?”
“Yes sir.”
“Alright, thanks Bullseye. We’ll be on the lookout.”
“Thanks officer.” Bullseye had tears forming in his eyes.
That was their next mystery. Many years have passed so people could tell the story of the tour bus and the attacks and occurrences that took place, and from that point it was unmistakably declared.
***
It has been a full year since the death of Adagio, Aria, and Sonata. The police still haven't found the creature that murdered them. Bullseye had been scrolling through social media to see the fans showing their love and support for the Dazzlings.
He then let out a big sigh. “Maybe I should get some fresh air.”
Bullseye opened his front door and saw a letter on the floor.
“What the hell?... WHY THE HELL YOU PUT IT ON THE DIRTY ASS FLOOR!?!”
He picked up the letter and it read: “Meet me here”
The address read... uhhhhhhh, and it was signed by the sea bear.
“Oh HELL no!”
Everything all came flooding back to him. Bullseye went onto his closet grabbing all the weapons needed, guns, knives, etc. He headed into his car, opened up Google maps and headed to the location on the letter.