Hello my name is Alexander Wilson, I use that last name because I got sent to magic pony land as Deathstroke the Terminator. So I’d like you to join me on my adventures through this magical land of ponies and it’s darker side.

Twilight dies in an supposed accident. She meets a pony who makes her have more questions about her state of being then answers. Then she's sent back.

Just a short little Flutterdash moment.

It's Pi Day, and the Mane Six are celebrating. And by the end of it, everypony is completely fed up with pi. Even Twilight. Also, Rainbow doesn't understand how to find the area of a circle, and everypony has actually been spelling Pinkie's name wrong their entire lives.
Sounds fun, huh?

Nineteen-year-old Princess Celestia, fresh from her and Luna’s victory over Discord, can’t stop worrying about death. She tries to distract herself by banging every handsome stallion she can find, but her suitors are never around when she needs them, and her resentful little sister is up to something. What's a teenage princess to do?

Sex tag for mature themes, immature jokes, and (barely) off-stage frolics. Contains no clop.

Written for the Imposing Sovereigns contest.

Cover art source.

Being called away to her rock farm for an emergency, Pinkie Pie asks Rainbow Dash to watch Sugarcube Corner and alligator-sit Gummy for a couple of days. It's all going so well, until Dash sits down... and hears a squelchy noise underneath her. Oops.

Yes, the title is a direct call out to Weekend At Bernie's and this book. Just so we're clear.

Straight from the Canterlot archives, this collection of documents retells the rise and fall of Princess Twilight Sparkle, Enlightened Despot of Equestria, Defender of the Peace, Lawgiver, and Commander of Fort Libris.

Twilight Sparkle is, of course, known to historians as the first usurper to seek to schedule a coup d'etat by appointment. But for other details- such as, "What is the longest recorded time a pony has gone without sleep?", "Is it true what they say about swans?", and, "Why is there an owlbear in the Equestrian Witness Protection Program?"- these documents provide the answers and much, much more.

This is ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS HISTORY from primary sources. If anything makes you think this is silly, ludicrous, or unbelievable, blame Discord.

Written for FanOfMostEverything's Imposing Sovereigns writing contest.

EDIT 3-15-17: Wow, almost instant featured! Was NOT expecting that!

EDIT 4-8-2017: Featured in the Royal Canterlot Library! Thanks!

Part of the Remember Fort Libris print anthology, thanks to our Kickstarter supporters!

When Discord's powerful magic loses control for even a split second, odd things occur. Often times, his rampant chaotic power will draw beings from other realities or dimensions to his, much to their misfortune.

Enter: Sam, a 26 year old YouTube content creator living in Florida with his wife Abby. During the recording of a Skyrim video, he is rudely interrupted by a flash of light and knocked unconscious. Imagine his surprise when he wakes up face down in the dirt like a blind Turk.

Stuck in equestria like a big stupid nerd burglar, Samantha pants must find a way out of this pastel hell before he goes bananas and commits mass homicide.

Feeding the ducks. Sounds simple but boring, right? Sam thinks so too so he always adds a bit of fun to it. Unfortunately his fun is interrupted by something that he doesn't even know the name of.

Pinkie Pie has had her turn consulting the Choosing Stone, and to her delight, her intended is Cheese Sandwich. Her family accepts this, regardless of whether or not they like him, and while Cheese himself has doubts about a magic rock dictating his path, he does like the idea of being Pinkie's husband.

However, when an invitation gets somehow sent to the parents that Cheese and his brother estranged themselves from, problems with wedding planning erupt when the Pies and the Sandwiches disagree on one too many things.

Cue two party ponies trying to keep the peace.