Sometimes, I get so bored that I drink. I'm saving the last of the whiskey for my love. I tried three seconds of tequila and it was pretty good. It didn't have the same effect as whiskey so I made myself a cosmopolitan. It tasted delicious! It still didn't give me the desired effect so I gave myself two seconds of tequila. That shit tastes so much better than whiskey. The only problem was that my insides burned when I sneezed. Here's the recipe for the

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This was actually supposed to be Read It Later Reviews #50, but I just posted a Read It Now set yesterday and then Bad Horse came out with a story a day later. As this set had an empty space it in, Read It Later #49 got bumped down the line. So this set actually contains four older stories, plus Bad Horse’s new one.

I’m cheating a bit. Deal with it.

Today’s stories:

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We finally got toilet paper today, we were almost out and the supermarket kept on running out. For those of you stuck at home, here's a short little something to peruse at your leisure.

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So I've been reading pony fanfiction for over four years now. That's... about a quarter of my natural life.

Fuck, I've wasted my life the best years of my youth gone I don't even-

Okay, that out of the way.

I'd like to make a compilation of some of the authors that made me want to be the author I have not yet become.

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My friends, it has been far, far too long already. Well, not much longer.

You ever notice that when you're talking with people and you try to defend yourself or take a stance for better treatment, you have to mentally fight off a wave of shame? Or is that just me? Please tell me I'm not alone in that.

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Another year, another in my series of Idea Graveyard posts, where I discuss an idea of mine that failed to get off the ground for one reason or another. What made me discard the idea, and why haven’t I tried again. Today’s subject is different from my previous failures: its shortcomings are more narrow and simple, but in some ways that makes them harder to fix.

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So, obviously, Equestria Girls is meant for a family audience. But if there's one thing those of us on this site enjoy, it's makin' them ponies and people swear like sailors on shore leave in our fics.

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Back in April, I started on a set of Read It Now reviews. I ended up reading a couple stories for it, and then forgetting I had started a review set and never finishing it.

Today, as I went to read some recent stories, I realized that I had an unfinished review set, and as it wasn’t really quite timely, I merged it into this.

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I'm in the middle of writing a fic (suprise, suprise; I'm always in the middle of a fic), and it struck me how awful my first ever story on FimFiction was. Honestly, it was absolutely terrible. Let me just go ahead and list my top five of the biggest mistakes any author can make:

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It wasn't a long long time ago, but it must feel that way for the fandom when this first started.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKWS41VNWyw&list=PLhBi1VsNYJn_NnJKoD-XIle1oG5j4-Oay&index=3&t=8s

I managed to get sick this last weekend. It was a really rapid onset; within three hours I went from feeling totally fine to shivering uncontrollably, my head, shoulders, and arms aching, and a 102.8F fever which persisted for two days, along with some wonderful intestinal symptoms.

And then, today, I felt way better. Go figure.

Oh well, onto the pony fanfiction!

Today’s stories:

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Hello everyone. Happy Holidays.
This year has been a strange one with many unusual trials and tribulations. While in some ways I'm glad it's over and that hope is in sight, believe it or not, I don't think year has been all bad.
Not just for me at any rate. And certainly not the worst year in history many have been saying it is.

I do feel that too much negativity can damage a society at large and negativity seems all too common.

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i just have to do some minor editing, and it'll be ready to publish.

it's the big one! 15,490 words, in retrospect it probably should've been two chapters but there wasn't a good spot to split it. plus i'm impatient and wanted to post the big chapter already.

bunch of puzzle pieces and mysteries getting brought into the light. Raises new questions too.

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I have a new story that stands no chance of being on the front page, because I unpublished it for two days when the contest was extended. That saddens me. It's very personal and I want you to read it.

TTime-Out

• MLP: FiM
• Dark
• Drama
• Sci-Fi

Scootaloo doesn't get along well with others, so he lives in a fictional world all by himself. You'd probably think that would be easy to optimize.

• Fetish
• Sex
• Suicide / Self Harm
• Profanity
• Human
• Alt. Universe
• Scootaloo
• Diamond Tiara
• Other
• Main 6
• CMCs

Trick Question · 12k words  ·  47  13 · 933 views

Only one author on Fimfiction will know just how personal. Let's just say I didn't have to make much up.

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here's a lil preview of an animation ive been working on (that i am not allowed to touch again until the fic is done )

After that masterpiece of a Shrek fanfiction, I feel like doing a special playlist on my YT channel devoted to reading awful fanfiction, MLP or not.

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MEAT LOAF
BAD ATTITUDE
Record company: Arista Records
Distributor: Ariola-Eurodisc GMBH
Country of Origin: Germany
Stock No.: 206 619 for vinyl; 406 619 for cassette; 610 187 for CD.
Recorded: STEREOPHONICALLY
Manufacturing Facility for Record: Ariola Sonopress, Gutersloh, Germany
Producers: M.L. Aday, Paul Jacobs, Mack.

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Below are two fanfic reviews based purely on the initial impressions provided by the first chapter (or first 3k words.) For an outline of what my reviewing guidelines are, go here. Please do not request reviews!

NOTE: I'm reviewing a mature story this episode, so while this post is still SFW, I'm only linking to the author's story list.

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