Boredom · 8:55pm Jul 11th, 2016
Sometimes, I get so bored that I drink. I'm saving the last of the whiskey for my love. 
I tried three seconds of tequila and it was pretty good. It didn't have the same effect as whiskey so I made myself a cosmopolitan. It tasted delicious! It still didn't give me the desired effect so I gave myself two seconds of tequila. That shit tastes so much better than whiskey. The only problem was that my insides burned when I sneezed.
Here's the recipe for the cosmopolitan:
Four tablespoons vodka
Two tablespoons of cranberry juice (I used one of grapefruit and on of pomegranate)
1 tablespoon orange liquer
1 tablespoon lime juice
If you have one of those fancy mixers, use that. If not, I just mixed it with a spoon and dumped a little ice in it. Then I mixed it some more. I can only have vodka in a girly drink so recipes are appreciated! I hope you guys have a fabulous day! 
I'm rather inebriated right now kids please don;t end up like me I feel reat hough I siome how still have eniough inpilsu cotrol to not call my beloved I'm bored not but they dont need to put up with me when I'm like this.
