Unique - Arestyr!

Arestyr - So, the wielder of the Blue Aura enters the stage, eager to hear a symphony of agony

Unique - The only sound I'll be hearing is going to be your bones snapping beneath my hooves!

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Except I'll be in person this time. Y'all will get to hear my voice for once, and ask me cool stuff. Just join the group and ask ANYTHING about writing, memes, my life, or whatever. Please no lewd things. You'll get to hear my disappointment in humanity live or when it goes up on Youtube. That's right, putting me on youtube finally makes me a real gamer. I think that's how it works.

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So, fun fact, I've watched Nomadland recently.

Okay, I lied, it's not really fun. Still a fact that I've watched it though, so that's not a complete lie. I don't think I could lie to anyone completely if I tried, and believe me, I tried.

It's actually what makes me a great liar, in fact—you slip in just the tiniest bit of the truth, your verisimilitudinous OxyContin, then everyone will believe everything you say, hook, line and sinker.

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Have had one for a while now, just never bothered to use it until a few months ago. The catch? It's all in Spanish.

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Thanks to KolyanGOLD, for the first time ever, one of my stories has been translated for the first time! I'm not actually sure how many people who follow me will read it in Russian, but seeing as it's the first time one of my stories has been translated, it's a neat little accomplishment.

Links can be found in the story's description, if anyone would like to check that out.

Like a thing born in strange aeons, I eternal lie, and when the stars are right, something new may come from even I.

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Alrighty, kids, it's time for another mechanic blog! This time we're gonna talk about a Mazda Miata I worked on nearly 20 years ago, and then a F150 that I worked on just recently.

But first, you know what to do:

Source

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What’s up, folks? You all hanging in there?

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Hi. How are you. You look great today.

I fucking cried twice since this started - you know, the fascist invasion for territorial conquest of a small, young democracy. Once a few days into it, when the reality sunk in. Once yesterday. You know. Mass graves. Civilians executed with their hands tied and bullets in the brain.

You know. Like the last time the fascists went through Ukraine.

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Yes indeed, a fella can dream...

Remember all those times that Pinkie Pie randomly referenced human culture with lazy pun names in the show? Remember that time she tried to hold an entire conversation with nothing but the most painfully obvious pop culture references? Remember all those times she was more cringingly self-aware than the Animaniacs on their worst days? What about that time where she just randomly stopped, looked around, and said "I'm in a cartoon show", "I think that's a little complex for the target audience",

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1/EVERYBODY PLAYS THE FOOL - Main Ingredient, The (RCA)

2/HEIDSCHI BUMBEIDSCHI - Zipporwhill (CBS)
3/MAGGIE MAY - Rod Stewart (Mercury) (Philips)

4/WHATCHA SEE IS WHATCHA GET - Dramatics, The (Stax) (Polydor)

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EDITS: NorrisThePony is judging in Word Worthy's place, and the deadline is the same time, but the date is Jan. 10th, 2018.

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I just stumbled across this picture on Derpibooru and oh no, it all fits.

(Going by the arrangement of the original, yes, that's Wanda on the left and Cosmo on the right. Making Tirek the competent straight man/competent straight man, Chrysalis the overpowered idiot/magical wildcard and Cozy the useless kid with delusions of grandeur/precocious kid idea guy (with delusions of grandeur).)

why is that even still in my calendar

uuuuuuuuhh
feel free to leave questions ig? i'm likely gonna be super bored later [unless some stuff happens idk] so i'll prob pop on again and answer them [i'd also be down to just like, conversing or smth]

also like
what are we feeling for what to do while i'm here all day in May? i have no plans it some times it feels like it's coming fast haha

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As of today, I'm twenty-six years old, but this isn't a blog about that. That'd be boring.

So here's a free comic about Trixie, and Starlight Glimmer. Mostly Trixie. Happy birthday to me.

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I watched the sun rise at midnight.

I watched an impossible dawn.

I watched an explosion so far away it took half a minute for me to hear it and it still rattled my bones.

I watched as, for the first time, humanity reached a milestone on a quest to live on other worlds.

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It’s fast, yeah!

The mobile version is going to be ticking me off for a while. Can’t even begin to figure it out.

The emojis make me cry on the inside. Please, make it stop.

Some of the page stuff and typing thingy blog toolbar whatever looks okay.

But the rest? The new look.

Not digging it one bit. It’s actually really confusing to my eyes and just looks... ehhhh.

Guess I’ll see where this goes?