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Aug
19th
2015

On convoluted, overly optimistic, witless stories. · 5:30am Aug 19th, 2015

Do not read ahead if you hate negativity, neuroatypical persons, logical fallacies and bad English.

I have an issue. It affects most aspects of my life, but that's already going into private fields. To aid in understanding, I will say I tend to edit the same thing about five to nine times, and it still smells bad after published.

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Report Bad · 229 views · #rant #grain of salt
Aug
19th
2016

Such glorious salt · 12:32pm Aug 19th, 2016


Alain whupped Ash's butt because he uses a Charizard

Makes sense, because

1) We know how bullshit Charizard are (funny how we wank Ash's Charizard, yet when another comes along, we nerf it into the ground)

2) It had a type disadvantage; Ash never stood a chance (for example, his Talonflame lost to an Abomasnow, the Pokémon Talonflame literally has every advantage over, and in this same fight, Pikachu took out two pokémon he should've gotten completely destroyed by)

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Jan
31st
2016

Saltee · 12:01am Jan 31st, 2016

Marie 300. Plz. CHILL.

Apr
6th
2017

Salt · 3:55pm Apr 6th, 2017

"Hm. These are all good, Sparkles. I just don’t know..." Her fist tightened around the salt. "I can't believe she's making us do a practical for the lower years. I could be working on my coursework."

Twilight cocked her head and smiled. "What? You think its an..." she poked the hand still holding the shaker "insalt to your intelligence?"

Sunset didn’t reply for a second then exhaled one long breath. "Twilight..." She raised her head. "Your puns are sodium bad."

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Report bonamb · 267 views · #Salt #Twilight #Sunset
Oct
18th
2015

Joey Logano is literally worse than pre-S5E18 Diamond Tiara. · 10:21pm Oct 18th, 2015

Ohohohohoh the levels of salt I have for that dangerous, reckless, cheating upstart Joey Logano right now. You don't even know. :twilightangry2:

Report ArDee · 284 views · #nascar #salt #dirty racing #drama
Sep
25th
2015

First day at the Salt Lake City Comic Comic · 1:37pm Sep 25th, 2015

Last night was the first day of the Salt Lake Comic Con and I already spent more money than I intended... but you know what...

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Aug
19th
2019

Highlights from BronyCon 2019: #finnabuse and Wonderful Eliyora · 1:22am Aug 19th, 2019

A/N: I did not expect to publish a Highlight out of order yet again this year, much less have the out-of-order Highlight be the first one published! However, circumstances on the Brony D&D Discord server led me to decide to publish this one first. Either way, enjoy!

In addition, my thanks to Discord user “rillegas08” for his notes; they helped me a bit in plugging in details about the D&D prequel that would have slipped my memory.

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Nov
28th
2017

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure-Salt and Pepper Diner · 3:12pm Nov 28th, 2017

Jan
27th
2018

The Salt Life of an Author · 10:45am Jan 27th, 2018

Recently my laptop crashed. It crashed hard af and I had to factory reset it.

Guess who used Notepad for everything.

My salt levels are so high that I'm pissing salt, and it burns coming out. I'm about to make a fortune selling my white rain as coke to middle schoolers. Fucking salt levels so potent they'd die of dehydration after one rail. My cock salt is fentanyl-level deadly, Goddammit!

ARGHHH

UUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK

Aug
22nd
2020

Centipede: Close Encounter... · 4:35am Aug 22nd, 2020

So, it's come to my attention that there is a type of "gun" that you can buy (it's legal), which shoots table salt, of all things. I'm not kidding. Basically, it's meant to kill bugs, like houseflies, spiders... centipedes... etc., by propelling the salt at high velocity, like buckshot. Here's a link to it, if you're curious:

https://www.bugasalt.com/products/yellow-bug-a-salt-2-0

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Dec
4th
2017

Ponies and Salt · 2:18am Dec 4th, 2017

I've recently come to a realization.
In a lot of stories on here, authors tend to use salt as a substitute for alcohol in the world of ponies.
Appaloosa and similar Western themed towns often have bars called "The Salt Lick" or something similar.
So, here's my question: If ponies treat salt like booze, then would a pony visiting the ocean by like a human visiting a giant (free) brewery?

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Jan
3rd
2017

I be so salty · 2:42am Jan 3rd, 2017

I got a game called Salt and Sanctuary and so far it has been wonderful. Hell I even killed a dragon then gained the powers of spider man for some reason. The thing that's got me so salty in this 2-D version of Dark Souls, is that co-op in this game is utter bullshit yet amazing. Let me explain, the co-op in this game is local only, and was originally made for ps4, but when transitioned over to PC the co-op became shit. Also in order to use a shield you have to press

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Feb
7th
2017

Thanks for the Feedback · 3:10am Feb 7th, 2017

Chapter 17 won't be too much longer now, probably going to be out sometime around 9am EST, but it will not be sub 20k as I anticipated. We're looking at a little over that. Of course, the chapter will be done sometime in the night, but releasing my shit in the morning seems to garner more attention, so I prefer to do that rather than at 3 am when there are fewer people able to read.

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Mar
16th
2017

Chapter 21 is Done · 1:34am Mar 16th, 2017

So it's done, though it's not edited yet. My question is whether you guys would prefer the 10k version now, or wait for the other half to be completed and just add the two together.

Feb
7th
2017

I Don't Even Know · 3:25pm Feb 7th, 2017

I'm not sure why everything in Chapter 17 is underlined, and I really don't feel like re-editing the whole thing just to post it again and have the same problem.

I apologize for the inconvenience.

Hopefully the underlining isn't too terrible for most of you, but I just don't have it in me to spend another hour and a half editing my first draft, so es lo que es. I'll try to keep the same thing from happening in Chapter 18 which I am now 7.4k words into.

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Feb
2nd
2022

A Fantastically Cynical Way to Get Downvotes · 10:35am Feb 2nd, 2022

I just realized if I want to get a bunch of fresh new downvotes on

E⇩ Please Downvote! ⇩
My OC, Super Trampoline, is dating all of the Elements of Harmony plus the princesses plus the major antagonists plus the minor antagonists too! That's a lot of work! Also, he's obviously the seventh element. Read on for his many amazing adventures!
Super Trampoline · 37k words  ·  226  2,648 · 8.6k views

, I just have to temporarily make the title, cover art, and story description super saccharinely pro-trans and then drop a link on /mlp and /pol and a few other spots on 4chan and associated sites. And the salt will flow.

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Dec
13th
2020

Nightmares and griffons and hellfire, oh my! · 11:38pm Dec 13th, 2020

The third chapter to "The Golden Mask," is under works. While one of my more dedicated stories, still under-seen.

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Mar
11th
2017

Shit ain't done. · 3:33pm Mar 11th, 2017

Been sick as shit so I haven't made much headway in the story before this morning, so please be patient and work with me for awhile longer. This week just hasn't been super.

In any case, be sure to keep breathing, drink water, and eat food.

Stay Cool, Kids.

Feb
18th
2017

There's been a Lull. · 2:22pm Feb 18th, 2017

As you can tell, I'm not pumping out chapters at my usual pace, but they are still coming. They're just slower. Work and a social life leave me with less than adequate time to get more than a thousand or so words a day, and I've had quite the bout of writer's block. Fuck dat bullshit tho and listen to this. I found it very fitting for a good bit of Max's life so far.

Apr
19th
2017

Well Shit. · 1:22am Apr 19th, 2017

Chapter 25 isn't going over too well. Maybe it's just too damn long. I prefer to read long chapters, but I realize that not everyone feels the same way. I'll try paring them down to 30k instead of shooting for 50k, but I like writing so I do it a lot. Sometimes it just so happens to take me on a longer journey than expected

I also realized that the inspiration for all of my longer chapters hasn't even written one above 30k yet, so fuck me

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