My Hand Slipped (or, Two New Stories) · 2:00am May 30th, 2020
I tried doing a thing for a prompt collab. Here's the full version, because I had enough brain worms to type out random nonsense when I should be doing other things. Please enjoy it, and remember that one like means one child will be eaten, as per my bio.
Do you like horrible, bizarre, and artsy trash? Well, I do too. And apparently so does LackLustre. Fuck LackLustre, taking all the credit for bottom of the barrel, off-brand Ice Star things. Here is something you're also legally allowed to read using your human eyeballs. Only look at it if you like bizarre fable-style nonsense and metaphors.
Your regularly scheduled Ice Star will resume shortly.
But cannibalism is wrong.
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Children aren’t human.
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...
Do you actually believe that or...
...I mean, we were all children once. That's a line I don't like to cross.
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Bro, it’s a joke. Buying the little gremlins violates social distancing anyway.
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Ok.
you assumed my eyeballs are human yet again
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What are your eyeballs then
Speak mortal
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they are the all-consuming void... obviously
(also, will give these a read!)
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Thank you!