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EChild Of Wonder
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Sad
Slice of Life
It’s almost been 20 years since Applejack and Stevie got married, and now they are blessed with a beautiful daughter named Melody.
Alt. Universe
Zecora
OC
Main 6
CMCs
Cozy Glow
Artist · 16k words · 18 27 · 379 views
EWargaming for Ponies
MLP: FiM
Equestria Girls
Warhammer
Slice of Life
Twilight and friends discover the joys of tabletop wargaming.
Crossover
Alt. Universe
Twilight
OC
Main 6
Sci-Twi
Mystic Sunrise · 8.9k words · 18 21 · 585 views
TWherein the Main Character is an Alicorn OC: Putting the Screws to Putin
MLP: FiM
Romance
Adventure
Comedy
Darkness Awesome returns when Earth needs him most to stop the most bloodthirsty despot since Biden.
Gore
Violence
Death
Human
Alt. Universe
Luna
OC
Scootareader · 2.1k words · 10 66 · 342 views
TLove is Blue Remastered
MLP: FiM
Romance
Adventure
The Reboot of Love is Blue. What happens when a Brony fan of videogames gets transported into a Templar-ruled world?
Gore
Violence
Death
Human
Alt. Universe
Rainbow Dash
Celestia
Luna
Main 6
WildAce · 8k words · 30 11 · 620 views
TMy Brave Pony: a New Era
MLP: FiM
Dark
Adventure
Sci-Fi
United Equestria is no more, only the new era of Friendship remains and it is about to bring in a new group of Heroes.
Death
Violence
Profanity
Anthro
Alt. Universe
Spike
Luna
OC
Cobrawolf_Meiji2012 · 1.3k words · 14 4 · 485 views
TApparently the Cadance’s a Bad Mom Contest Ends in Like 4 Hours so Let’s See if I Can Write a Crappy Story Before My Sleeping Pills Kick In / I Wrote It! Now Can I Edit While Delivery Driving? ~OR~ Cadance is Very Racist and Kind of Classist
MLP: FiM
Romance
Dark
Random
Cadence and Flurry Heart discuss teen pregnancy, trans healthcare, libertarianism, The strengths and weaknesses of hereditary monarchy, and Maoism.
Sex
Suicide / Self Harm
Profanity
OC
Cadance
Flurry Heart
Super Trampoline · 1.6k words · 23 40 · 634 views
EA Buggy Mess
MLP: FiM
Romance
Sad
You are kidnapped by Queen Chrysalis! But her nefarious purpose? To seek love.
Second Person
Chrysalis
BradyBunch · 1.1k words · 93 12 · 3.4k views
TThe Life of Scootaloo
MLP: FiM
MLP: Comic
Romance
Drama
Slice of Life
Scootaloo's homelife is something she knows not to discuss. Her parents are heroes, not child abusers. Right? But then she met Apple Bloom and Sweet Belle. She's never really had friends before! And... friends tell each other secrets, right?...
Sex
Narcotics
Profanity
Alt. Universe
Scootaloo
Other
CMCs
Holiday
Snap Shutter
Pastelglitches · 5.3k words · 10 13 · 602 views
TStars Maligned
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Twilight finds out about a part of her family tree nobody saw coming.
Sex
Twilight
OC
dawnbreez · 1.8k words · 322 11 · 4.1k views
EStories from the Changeling Theatre - Nightmare Night Opening Shorts.
MLP: FiM
Horror
Thriller
Anthology
Its not much yet, but... Short horror stories inteded to inspire you or give you ideas. My first attempt at writting. Feedback needed, please be honest no criticism from others will hurt me.
Alt. Universe
OC
Changeling404 · 1.1k words · 190 views
TMy Brave Pony Starfleet: Rebellion
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Drama
Thriller
A Rewrite of Mykan's Starfleet Season Six
Narcotics
Gore
Violence
Death
Profanity
Anthro
Alt. Universe
Celestia
OC
Other
Main 6
CMCs
Cobrawolf_Meiji2012 · 3k words · 20 7 · 585 views
TNow That I'm Homeless, I'm Spending a Lot of Time On the Bus, Hoping From Ultra Cheap AirBnB to Ultra Cheap AirBnB; See My Latest Blog Post. This Ultra Cheap AirBnB Has a Lovely Balcony, and On It I am Writing This, My Latest Sh*tfic For You to Read.
MLP: FiM
Equestria Girls
Random
Twilight and Super have a short chat. Then Scootaloo visits the human world to become a math wiz, then tutors Sweetie Belle who becomes a civil engineer.
Profanity
Sex
Twilight
Scootaloo
Sweetie Belle
OC
Self Insert
Super Trampoline · 1k words · 15 42 · 619 views
TA RariTwi Sh*tfic I Wrote For Monochromatic (Update: Monochromatic Did Not Want To Read It (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀). Can You Really Blame Her Though? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )
MLP: FiM
Romance
Random
Slice of Life
Rarity is staying in Manehattan for a fashion show or something. Twilight Sparkle visits her hotel room for sexy times. That's pretty much it.
Sex
Profanity
Twilight
Rarity
Super Trampoline · 1.1k words · 17 32 · 930 views
TStarswirl the Bearded Gets Lost in the Sauce
MLP: FiM
Rick and Morty
Comedy
Random
Man, a lot of stuff happens in this story. Spike ODs on cocaine, Twilight has to revive him, somepony gets murdered, Gilda is a baker now I think, the CMC beat up Diamond Tiara, & there's a gryphon pimp named Pussycat McGee. A collab with TheRedBrony
Sex
Narcotics
Death
Profanity
Crossover
Twilight
Spike
Super Trampoline · 2.3k words · 13 15 · 514 views
TShining Armor's Quest For Molly as a Substitute For Cheese and Also Ember and Thorax Have Some Sexy Times and Also Molly and Did You Know There's a Plant Called Princess Molly? I Didn't!
MLP: FiM
Romance
Random
In this exciting collab with the late great Fattymagee1, Princess Cadance explodes and turns into a refrigerator, Shining Armor seeks out molly as a substitute for cheese, Ember and Thorax get it on while rolling, and Twilight tries to seduce her bro
Narcotics
Sex
Profanity
Twilight
Cadance
Shining Armor
Ember
Thorax
Super Trampoline · 3.1k words · 18 29 · 1.3k views
THer Number 1 Boyfriend
Equestria Girls
Romance
Comedy
Slice of Life
Spike and Twilight been best friends since kindergarten and always been there for each other, but when the boy spends the night at her place thing's become akward and start thinking if they should be more then best friends.
Sex
Human
Alt. Universe
Spike
Other
Sci-Twi
Spikemaster105 · 3.6k words · 51 17 · 4.7k views
TSpike's Girls
Equestria Girls
Romance
Comedy
Slice of Life
Spike and the human Mane 7 are best friends and he helps them with anything no matter what, one day the Principal asked them to stay the night at her place and look after her son as they end up having a slumber party that ends in a special way.
Sex
Human
Alt. Universe
Spike
Other
Main 7 (EqG)
Spikemaster105 · 5.7k words · 71 11 · 6.4k views
TThe Collaborator
MLP: FiM
Romance
Slice of Life
Celestia hires you as her personal guard
Sex
Second Person
Celestia
OC
lesbellamy · 2k words · 795 views
Toi blyat
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Angry former army gopnik tries to kill Celestial after she accidentally destroyed his vodka. Hilarity Ensuses
Violence
Profanity
Human
Celestia
Other
Russian Bank Teller · 1.1k words · 48 54 · 1.8k views
TPost-Soviet Equestria, a place to behold!
MLP: FiM
Dark
When the USSR collapsed, the Equestrian Soviet Socialist Republic (EQSSR) declared independence along with the other SSR's. Now the new Equestrian government has to deal with all the problems involving a post-soviet nation of ponies.
Human
Twilight
Main 6
Flurry Heart
Russian Bank Teller · 1.6k words · 22 69 · 1.5k views
TReichtangle and Belgiumball
MLP: FiM
Dark
Comedy
Random
Reichtangle in equestria!
Profanity
Crossover
Twilight
Celestia
Lyra
Main 6
Russian Bank Teller · 1.1k words · 20 37 · 1.3k views
TThe Teenage Life Of Spike
Equestria Girls
Romance
Comedy
Slice of Life
Spike fell into a deep depression after his girlfriend broke up with him. He moves away with his uncle 3 years later he reunites with his family and old friends but falls in love with a old friend and deals with a psycho ex trying to flirt with him.
Profanity
Sex
Human
Alt. Universe
Apple Bloom
Spike
Other
CMCs
Sunset Shimmer
Spikemaster105 · 192k words · 118 40 · 9.3k views
TNo Better Title - Arc I
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Slice of Life
In the past four angelic beingings came to earth to bring peace and harmony, but failed, 2000 years later the descendant of the one who sealed them away offers them friendship, how will they react being trap in a new world and how will they get home?
Sex
Profanity
Second Person
Human
Alt. Universe
Twilight
Celestia
Luna
OC
Cadance
ThePerverted1EyedBrony · 29k words · 14 30 · 1.2k views
TThe Cadance Conundrum
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
Cadance needs Twilight's help getting the parental controls on her TV disabled so she can watch porn.
Sex
Twilight
Cadance
Super Trampoline · 2.8k words · 62 21 · 1.9k views

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