To Luna, Anon is very good at two things--bantering, and staying up far too late. One night, she devises a cunning plan by which to see him off to a good night's sleep once and for all!
It's Hearth's Warming Eve and Anon is determined to get the best present for Celestia, and make it a holiday worth remembering. Unfortunately, Fate has other plans. Will he succeed or is it another recipe for disaster?
Celestia has been having to deal with nobles and snotty locals for quite awhile, doesn't make it any less monotonous, however, good thing Anon's here to foalnap the princess! Wait what?
Anon is tired of the hectic day-to-day of living amongst the ponyfolk and decides to purchase some land in the Everfree to have some peace and quiet all by his lonesome. How much land you ask? All of it
After Jacob Irving runs away from his problems, he ends up falling through a portal and lands in Equestria. Now he plans to start a new life as Equestria's only resident human.
Anonymous has lived in Equestria for 7 long years and has finally decided it's time to move on from his personal hang-ups. Anonymous is going to try dating outside of his species, hopefully it'll be easy.
[WARNING: Contains ear scratching, hugs, and blushing cheeks] Anonymous is sent to jail for his most heinous crimes of first degree meanness, there he finds doing a few favours for those around him will allow him to live a comfortable
Anon decides it's time to test out a theory of his. If the ponies can go around naked all day, then why can't he? I mean, what's the worst that could happen, right?