The mares of harmony were living in peace. No more mean discord, Nightmare moon is no more, and the Crystal empire is safe once more. But an unexpected change happens.
"Are you KIDDING ME?!!"
"...No...?"
These mares are expecting weird changes. And by weird, I mean Alicorn weird.
"Ooh! A horn! I have a HORN! This is SUPERCALAFRAGILISTICEXPIALADOCIOUS-"
"Shut UP PINKIE!"

...And a secret unfolds.

Twilight Sparkle wakes up one morning to find she's undergone some changes. She shortly discovers she wasn't the only one. (New cover art by Jamey4 on deviantart http://jamey4.deviantart.com/)

Warning, this work of fiction contains multiple fourth wall breaks, massive silliness, and more than a trace amount of alicorns.
The author may or may not have snapped at times in the writing of this work, and it shows. Bring a towel, you may get wet.

This story is a sequel to Only Got 100 Years To Live

Celestia has dropped a bombshell on Twilight. Her, growing wings? How can a normal--well no, she's no longer a normal unicorn: Normal unicorns get old; she hasn't.

What is she, then?

One night in the Everfree forest, a timid pegasus is cornered by one of the most feared creatures known to exist, a Timberwolf. But in the forest lies a dark power greater than Fluttershy could ever imagine. Powerful enough to even give a Timberwolf reason to fear.

Fluttershy has never been one to make a big deal of herself. She's always tried to avoid undesired attention. But now all of Ponyville is trying to avoid her after a freak accident alters her perspective in a huge way. Cover generously donated by Fergarcia220, who is awesome.

After she is sent a story from Best of Craigslist, Luna decides to play a prank on her dear sister, with some disgustingly hilarious results.

Rated teen for language, potty (literally) humor and generally overall tastelessness.

Based on the BoCL posting DO NOT EAT PRINGLES FAT FREE POTATO CHIPS. THEY WILL GREASE YOUR ASS.

Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie have been the best of friends, practically sisters at times. One stormy day as Fluttershy has to halt her day's plans, she's invited into Pinkie's home. Pinkie's plans may change the two's lifestyles as Pinkie wishes to be Fluttershy's date. Not to mention adding a bit of bulk to her frame! That is, if the plan goes as expected.

Twilight wants to lose a few pounds, but everything she's tried hasn't worked. She decides to create a potion that will increase her metabolism and help her burn off the unwanted weight. Little does she know that her potion is going to have some unexpected side-effects.

Picture by Shieltar.

Pinkie Pie can be very unpredictable, but chaining ponies up in her basement? Seems like she's crossing the line from "just being Pinkie Pie" to "may need to be stopped before somepony gets hurt." What will become of her victims?

(Fans of weight-gain material may want to apply heehee)

Celestia has been transported to Cholestria, a parallel world created by Celestia to punish fat ponies for eating too much. Twilight and her friends have to go to Cholestria to rescue her from a sticky end!

A fairly silly romp with the Mane Six exploring a world populated by fat ponies. Oh boy, this is going to be fun...