All Button Mash wanted to do was return a game he didn't like.

Perhaps he should've checked who was working at Gametrot first.

Artwork by megarainbowdash2000.

Just what is the terribly unlikely canon-shattering secret of Celestia? Once Twilight finds out, life just won't be the same...

On a seemingly normal early morning, Spike answers a phone call via Twilight's butt.

Edited by: The Abyss

Twilight breaks into Starlight’s room to figure out why she locked it.

Now she’s in, and regretting every second of it.

Reading by Steven1992 and Scribbler!

Rainbow Dash walks into Carousel Boutique and asks Rarity out to breakfast.

Only...Rainbow Dash is acting somewhat...odd.

Concerned for her friend, Rarity spends the day with Rainbow Dash. But the bizarre new habit Rainbow Dash has developed quickly wears on Rarity's nerves...

This story is a sequel to Dear Princess Celestia: I Hate You

"Dear Princess Luna... I love you oh so much. I just want to be with you forever, lost in your embrace. While mere words cannot even begin to describe the depths of my feelings for you, but this letter will have to do."

Twilight is at it again with hitting the bottle and forcing Spike to put words on a letter. This time addressed to Princess Luna herself, who is quite surprised by the gesture. Even more surprising in the revelation of Twilight's feelings for her. Along with some other... quite questionable subjects.

Warning: Not so subtle sexual context.

Sequel to Dear Princess Celestia: I Hate You.

Thanks to my editor Xl9 for all the help!

"Dear Princess Celestia... I hate you oh so much. Words cannot even begin to describe my contempt for your very being, but a letter will have to do."

Twilight writes an extra special letter to the princess after binge drinking for hours on end. The letter isn't about a lesson of the true meaning of friendship as the princess had come to expect. Nope, more along the lines of drunkard ranting and a copious amount of angst. Let's read it now, shall we?

Warning: Adult language.

Thanks to TheFIMguru and Mr101 for editing!

"Dear Derpy Hooves... I love your butt, and so, I wrote this letter to inform you about it! Probably not one of my best ideas, but I couldn't resist. You just had to know about my feelings."

Derpy's gotten an odd love letter in the mail from a very secret admirer. Who this might be? She may never know...

Coauthored with RainbowBob

What started out as a simple conversation escalated into... this. Considering I wrote most of it, RainbowBob told me I should be the one to post it. So, I am.

This story was inspired by, though not really related to "Dear Princess Celestia: I Hate You" and its sequel "Dear Princess Luna: I Love You"

Twilight has gotten several visitors at her home for a 'conference' of sorts between the various peoples of her world and beyond. Zecora represents the Zebras, Ember the Dragons, Thorax the Changelings, Gilda the Griffons, and Sunset...represents Sunset herself, with a perspective granted by her time on the other side of the mirror.

Great strides in understanding are made, as discussions take place, and Twilight documents it all. Cultural touchstones are exchanged, traditions are shared, and most of all, new friends are made, while old friendships grow stronger. Things are in fact, going far better than one would expect.

That makes Luna suspicious. Things simply do not go this well when dealing with foreign powers, in her experience, and as she waits for the other horseshoe to drop, she decides to be proactive, and has five of her best Nightguard bat ponies do a bit of surreptitious observation, using her magic to make them all but invisible, just as dinner time rolls around.

This was an idea I had kicking around inside my head for a few weeks, and with the assistance of Shrunken LittleBro12 I was able to make something of it. He and I co-wrote this in a sort of Round Robin fashion, each taking over where the other left off, see if you can tell where the trade offs happened.

Oh, special thanks to Autismo555 who helped with the editing of the piece, and here's hoping you guys like it.

Tagged Teen for Unaware Macro/Micro interactions, including body explore, being sat on, and vore stuff. Please Read before you rate.

Disguises - check
Concert tickets - check
Temporary replacements - check

Celestia and Luna are ready to attend a Howls of Catastrophe concert. What could possibly go wrong?

A changeling infiltrating the band plotting to destroy Canterlot Castle, that's what.