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TittySparkles


I don't see gender. I see a human being.

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I guess Spike is the booty warrior. :trollestia: :facehoof: Okay it's a bad pun, but it's funny.

Well... That happened.

~Skeeter The Lurker

But what about quesadillas?

Well..this was...endearing? Certainly odd, that's for sure :derpytongue2:

...Why are they sleeping in the same room? :trollestia:

It's good to have you back, Titty.

I was there when the thread appeared on 4chan. :rainbowlaugh:
Good times.

That was a fun read, and well worth five minutes of my life. Have a thumbs up.

Nice story, but there's one little part you may want to capitalize.

"H-hey, not while i'm on the line!"

This is S. Hill

...

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPESOMUCHNOPECAN'TEVENCOMPREHENDTHESHEERAMOUNTOFNOPE

Welp, that sure was a thing that I read.

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I saw that as both Silent Hill and Sam Hill, but my brain told me to go with Sam Hill.

6429240 It sure as hell scared me as to whether or not this story was taking a dark turn.

That was a good thread

This was one of the funniest stories I've read in awhile. Great job sir.:twilightsmile:

There's not much Hatchling Spike fanfics lately.

So, what does the flank beeper (that's what I'm calling them) work for the rest of the main 6 or what?

Not a Comedy tag? :pinkiegasp:

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Of course not. After all, couldn't you tell from the story that this is nothing more than Spike answering a phone call using Twilight's butt? Obviously such an ordinary occurrence wouldn't need a comedy tag. :ajsmug:

Low blows aside, this was fun.:moustache::twilightsmile:

In Canterlot, Spike finally got ___________.
i.imgur.com/Po3v5TX.png

6430312 I'm sure it does. No doubt Rarity likes to keep Spike around as often as possible in case of a call, and he is happy to comply.

Odd. But okay. So, thumbs up.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH *wheezy breath* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZING HAHAHAHAHAHAH *later found dead of improper breathing*

what the hell did i just read?

What the fuck did I just read?

Um...what? So..are they a...and the thing where...what?

Damn you for using 'Booty Call' as the title! I wanted to make that pun :pinkiesad2:

... :facehoof:

I think what delighted me most was just how... blasé they are about the whole thing. :rainbowlaugh:

I have NOW seen it all. My mind is full of confusion right now.

They should invest in an answering machine.

...just gonna let that one sink in.

... Words... There are none from me. I... I love this. Titty Sparkles... ACCEPT MY SPRINKLES! And by that I mean, TAKE MY FOLLOW!

Okay..... WTF was that?!

6433195 Well you nailed the idea on the head.

The bickering between them had me grinning the whole time. That was a really fun read :rainbowlaugh:

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Nah. If it was Silver Shill it would've been "S. Shill", not "S. Hill", but I can see how you got that though.

That an old Greentext, nice

6433579 unless he was posing as a sales pony. Shill and S. Hill are alphabetically the same.

I... What?
Why?
Just... What?
WHY?!?
:applejackconfused:

"My eyes are up here" said no pony, ever.

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Typo:

Remember, nothing absorbs pain better then Hoof Gel!

Better to improve my sex life then not having one, am I right, Spike?

than

Sir, can you speak more clearly into your pony’s rear end?

:rainbowlaugh:

6433563 That is one ugly fucking pony. His face just screams, 'I'm a pretentious asshole who's better than you!'

"Sir, can you speak more clearly into your pony’s rear end?"

I'm crying. :rainbowlaugh:

Wat.

I just ... what?

What is this even?

I needed this.

6433945 So am I. :facehoof: That was trying so very hard to be funny.

6433776 You know, it's fine if you haven't seen the episode, but why would you make that presumption on an entire website full of people who have?

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