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When I was twelve, my Dad and I had 'the Talk.' "Dad," I began, "When a boy and a dictionary love each other very much..."

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While visiting Earth, Flurry Heart gets invited to a birthday party. Oops.


Sequel: The Disney Princess.


Recommendsday!

Flurry art is https://derpibooru.org/2059854

Thanks to the folks at the site Discord for idea bouncing and brainstorming.

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Rainbow Dash can’t find her sunglasses. Rarity can’t find her fainting couch. Pinkie Pie can’t find, well, everything. Something’s wrong with the space where ponies store their favorite belongings, but will Twilight Sparkle be able to figure out why?

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Dreams are supposed to be quiet, comforting islands of rest. Unfortunately for Moondancer, her island is looking more like a huckster's den. Who is behind this insidious intrusion into her slumber?

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Are puppies an easy source of love? The smart money says otherwise. But Queen Chrysalis isn't nearly as smart as she thinks she is. But she will soon learn a lot. Maybe.
Listen to the fantstic reading by Lead Bread here!

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Most would say Thanksgiving is a time for relaxation, time with family, and happiness.

For Twilight Sparkle, however, it's a time for panic. The princesses and Shining Armor are coming over for dinner, and it's not even ready! To make matters worse, Spike is asleep.

Will Twilight be able to make this Thanksgiving one to remember? Or will it burn, like hay bales of Thanksgivings past?

Author's Note: In the spirit of Thanksgiving, this was a collaborative story between myself, IceboxFroggie, LivingLie, Tinq, and TheExhaustedBrony. Each of us wrote a different portion. This fic was edited by my good friend Eagle Heart.

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Ditzy Doo hesitates to eat a muffin, and then Twilight and her friends debate ethics. These events are related.

(Inspired by "Do You Want to Go Skateboards?" by Takarashi282, who I felt missed the more obvious crossover point. Both stories based on this youtube thing.)

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Princess Celestia serves in the Cleveland Police Department as part of a cultural exchange program between law enforcement on earth and in Equestria. During her performance review, however, she is politely informed that policing on earth is a lot different than it is back home.

And then, of course, there's what's happening on the Equestrian side of the program's equation...

Cover art by Dispelimagines on Deviantart.

EDIT: Featured 3/13/18! All right!
EDIT: Featured at #1 same day! I’m so glad you all enjoy!

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Princess Celestia knows Princess Luna loves to play these popular 'video games', and so she bought her a computer for her birthday.
Celestia may come to regret that decision as she inadvertently follows her sister deep into the pitch black realm of memes.
Teen rating for language. May also be too dank for older viewers.

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I am Breaking Scoop, news editor for CNN (Canterlot News Network). Recently, I was afforded the great opportunity to interview Twilight Sparkle and her friends about their views on politics.
This group of national heroes has saved Equestria no less than half a dozen times, and includes not only a full-fledged Princess, but also the Hero of the Crystal Empire, a Wonderbolt, and arguably Equestria's most famous designer. Naturally, I was thrilled to have the chance to hear about their well-reasoned views on the issues that impact ponies' everyday lives.
Boy, was I surprised at what I found! These are their philosophies.

This is a sort of semi-dark satire about political roles. What would they look like in Equestria (there are a lot of political themes present in the show)!? Sure to be a treat for political junkies!

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