Princess Celestia is in your bed, and you don't know why: what do?

Cute, funny, and short. Have fun reading!

Proofreading by RaylanKrios.
Now with audio reading by CaptainBron3y
Second audio reading by MeloncholyIguana.

Based on this story:
Princess Celestia is (still) in your Bed
Princess Celestia Has Stolen All Your Bed Sheets
Drunk CelestAI Is In Your Bed
Fimfic Authors Are In Your Bed
Princess Celestia is in Your Washing Machine

(2nd POV)

Fluttershy asked you to visit her cottage on the edge of Ponyville, what could go wrong?
Everything could.

This was typed sometime between midnight and 5:45AM, don't expect much,

[Second-Person] [Human in Equestria] [I know the image is human, but the ponies are anthro.]
After five months of living in Equestria, more specifically in Canterlot Castle, it finally feels like the constant staring is long gone. You've gotten acquainted with a handful of guards, and even had a good friendship with two civilians. Life is starting to become a lot better, until somepony makes an off-hand comment about Nurse Redheart's paper on your health.

Rated Teen for: Language
An asterisk next to the chapter name means that it has been edited.

A huge thank you to HumanSVD for the proofreading, editing, and creative input!

Your name is Thunder Slash, and you've been friends with Snowdrop ever since you met her. You've stood up for her when she couldn't. You've driven away the bullies when she was being bullied, and you gained a scar over your left eye because of that. Then you noticed something weird was happening to Snowdrop. Ever since she made the first snowflakes, she's been acting weird around you.

Original writer of the story from beginning to Chapter Three: The Dance Part 1/2: TheLightning

It had been days since Simon was walking through the streets with his girl, Sophie, and the horrible dreams of monsters and beings had began to drive Simon off the edge. Yet hope shines in the distance, Hope in the form of a new place, untouched by the nightmares of his own mind. But with a text and vision, he begins to take to take the fight where light and darkness are in conflict. A place away from his "safe" zone. A new land, Equestria.

(I will work on this as i have the time, due to school and other things in like. Also, i would like to put more characters, but the limit is 5. Also, ponies don't appear until chapter 3.)

You're an author who's published several books. Right now, you're suffering from the dreaded writer's block. As you lazily scribble ideas late at night, you quickly slip into dreamland. Can there be an idea or two found in your dreams?
One-Shot 2nd person story.

Years in the future, Equestria is in ruins and the creatures known as ponies have not survived after some disaster. You are a zebra and the leading social anthropologist of the Zebrican Nation. Your task? Study and find out as much as you can about the pony civilization and, if possible, what disaster wiped them out. As the closest place to the Zebrican homelands, you choose the ancient city of Ponyville, just on the other side of the Everfree Forest. Months have passed, and with plenty of physical evidence of existence, you have yet to determine what happened, or what the ponies were like. That is, until an intern stumbles across a stash of tapes which just might hold some answers.

This is my entry for The Equestria Daily Outside Insight Summer Fanfic Contest, writing a story about ponies from the perspective of non-ponys.

Sweet Tale is just your average Earth Pony. He spends his day writing stories, eating as many raspberry turnovers as he can get his hooves on, and sketching the scenery and nature of Ponyville. He spends his evenings, on the other hoof, adoring Princess Luna and her night sky. While he gazes at her stars, he dreams up ways he can get her attention — even if it's only for a moment.

But a chance encounter in Sugarcube Corner one morning will change his life forever...

You remember Canterlot. You remember the taste of victory. Across a thousand years and a hundred lives, it was the greatest joy you had ever felt.

And then, in a flash of heat and unbearable light, it ended.

Now you are alone. The rest of your kind are dead or scattered, and you cannot hear their thoughts.

There is a void inside you. A gnawing, endless hunger you cannot escape. It is killing you.

You need love to survive, but there is none of that here. Not for you. You can only steal it from them, these ponies for whom we are hungry.

[My entry in and winner of the "Most Dangerous Game" contest."]

When Button Mash is forced by his mother to attend a slumber party with the Cutie Mark Crusaders, he is very much against the idea. However, he has no choice but to make this one sacrifice if he wants to get his precious JoyBoy back.

Thankfully for him, it all turns out to be better than he expected... until it comes to the 'Truth' part of 'Truth or Dare.'

As a result of this, Button's greatest secret comes to light — but it's not the one the Crusaders were expecting to hear...

AUTHOR'S NOTES: Joint second entry for UK of Equestria's July Fimfiction Writing Contest, the theme for which was simply 'Slumber Party.'

Comments contain spoilers.

Now with a reading by EnderBlaze!