Aphid is a changeling, stuck in a cage in a circus sideshow. Azure Blue is a colt from the Crystal Empire, the heir of a wealthy family... and looking to make a purchase.

There are some things money can't buy. A changeling's freedom should be one of them...

Cover Art Provided By Pen Mightier.

Nothing suspicious going on here.
Just a group of bugs coming together to create a show for everyone to watch.
...
Twilight doesn't believe it for a second.

"Thanks, Mom." Two simple words said by a simple guard.

Not so simple when those words are accidentally addressed to Princess Celestia.

Princess Celestia travels to the neighbouring land of Haywaii to discuss peace treaties with their rulers. But who knew that the co-queens, Queen Sweet Spell and Queen Swift Wings are actually the daughters of quite a well known changeling queen.

Big Mac, a notorious pedophile, takes the Cake Twins out for a wonderful night of SFW romance.

My entry into the SFW foalcon contest.

A little filly wishing upon a star. A mares tale. But what happens when a little filly wishes for something not to kind or full of friendship? Something evil. Something Dark. Something full of hatred and it shall spread despair and dread all over the nation? Beware evil doers. There is a new price to pay for your crimes.

During a snow storm, Fluttershy just happens to find a new bunny, who looks oh so much like Angel Bunny, but has black fur instead of white, and red eyes instead of blue. Fluttershy decides to bring her home, and is delighted to see that Angel Bunny puts up no fuss. But why does Angel Bunny seem so... scared?

As time goes by, Fluttershy starts to call the bunny "Devil Bunny," since she always seems energetic like a little devil. She is much better behaved around Fluttershy than Angel Bunny, and not nearly as pushy, but sometimes her eyes seem a little dark...

Then, things begin to get a bit dangerous.

This story is a sequel to Never get naked in your shower

Anon visits the crystal empire for some R&R. Too bad trouble seems to follow him wherever he goes

I wish to feel alive.

That is my only and greatest wish.

I wish to feel alive...

And die like that.

((if this had a theme song it would be this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2tKFBZ2ki4))
NOW WITH AUDIO READING! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qAkrplMQ_g.

While locked away in Tartarus, Lord Tirek finds that his ultimate desire has been fulfilled.

Thanks to Holo, ValorlordV5, Sir Rustbucket, and Sage Runner for editing.

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Rated Teen for thematic elements and graphic depictions of violence.