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Yoni


Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

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This story is a sequel to Never get naked in your shower


Anon visits the crystal empire for some R&R. Too bad trouble seems to follow him wherever he goes

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Comments ( 26 )

That meme, was so damn dank.

This was worth the wait!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Laughing the whole time!!

6753165 I'm glad that you like it. Hopefully the next sequel won't take me nearly that long

Hey guys, I really hope you enjoyed the story even with the slight complications I had regarding of using a licenced song's lyrics. Next story I know I won't encounter the same problem because I know for a fact that someone else used the exact same lyrics and he even got all the way to the featured box without problems

Love that Tenacious D ending haha! I just love these stories, here's to the future if you plan on another one! :duck:

This story was just hilariously weird and over the top. You should do more of these.

There has been a rumor going lately in Ponyville that a single touch of Anon's fingers can drive any mare off the edge

What, he's so awful at it he makes them commit suicide? :rainbowlaugh: (I think you mean over the edge)

Unknown to the group of seven ponies and human, something glowed beneath the snow as it reacted to Anon's masculine power and awesomeness.

It takes a real man's man secure in his masculinity to admit that he thinks pink and fuzzy kittens are super cute. I approve.

Oh man, that was awesome, I love it. Keep up the good work.

Dude... the fuck? :rainbowlaugh:
Been a while since I had a laugh this good, so thanks for that. Also, awesome song choice! :pinkiehappy:

6756393 Thanks, when I first heard this song I was like 'I'm totally making Anon sing that!'

I just came up with a way to wake up your nieces.

aunts

Ahhh....Kaaayyyyyy......Theeeennnnnn.....

6757884 ahh thank you! No matter how many times I skim through a story there will always be these little mistakes

6759303
That means you focused on content.

Two can play at this game...

This isn't the greatest story in the world.
This is just a tribute.

This is beautiful...

Was it slightly demeaning?
Yes, yes it was. But how many of you can admit eating such high quality food?

Shit, you right.

7825837 Damn straight I'm right!

Can't breath!;!!!;! O Fu&%*ing GOD help me!!!!!!!!!!

The last scene made me crack

Finally, Anon turned around and started walking, he walked past the gaping princesses before he finally spoke up. "Looks like Sombra-" Anon fished sunglasses out of nowhere and put them on. "-couldn't take the heat…"

The last scene made me crack! 😵

I only heard the YuGiOh Abridged Movie version of that song. Still prefer it over the original but I cannot deny that it was pretty metal. Like seriously. There’s probably something more metal out there but that was the most metal I’ve experienced. I’m pretty sure my blood doesn’t contain iron but iron contains my blood.

V8

8360138
why the glitched text

THIS IS 100% PURE BLOODY COMEDY MUAHAHAHAHAH^^:rainbowlaugh:

Sparkle butt
Candy
Flashy Boy aka. Royal little Bitch
Sunbutt
Moonbutt
Sombra - who couldn't- TAKE THE HEAT:rainbowdetermined2::ajsmug:

bruh this was too funny!XDDD

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