It seems Princess Luna has been abandoning her royal duties and vanishing every Friday night.

There's no reason, no notes, no clues as to where or why she keeps disappearing.

So Celestia sets out to discover what has been happening to her sister.

Twilight Sparkle has mastered many skills: friendship, magic, diplomacy, organization, and so on. However, Princess Luna has realized that Twilight has yet to master one final skill before she can truly ascend to the throne.

And so, Luna takes it upon herself to teach Twilight THE TRADITIONAL ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE.

Reading an epic tale of one of the Third Hokage's missions, a 6 year old Naruto sets himself on getting some awesome summons of his own. Unable to find a contract on short notice, and not understanding why a contract is required, he goes through the necessary motions anyways and winds up in Equestria. Can Naruto convince the locals to let him be their summoner? Is the ninja world ready for the likes of Pinky Pie? Just how much will a young Naruto benefit from the Magic of Friendship?

It was during Harry's summer before his second year. He was locked up in his room and unable to leave with out the grace of his neglectful relatives. In desperation to escape, his magic came to the fore and whisked him away to a new world. A world with no Voldemort, no fickle wizard society, and no Dursleys.

In this new place, with a new body and a chance to be something, someone else, to choose his path, he seizes it.

Not that he is without secrets in this new world. In the middle of slowly building relationships with other ponies, finding himself, and reaching his own chosen destiny, he tries to keep secret his origins, his true abilities, and one rather obvious difference between himself and other ponies, something that could disrupt his new ideal life in this amazing world full of ponies.

*Please be aware that episodes will be out of order at times for plot convenience, or my own playful whims

Oh, and if anypony doesn't like it, please comment to me why, I am always looking for good constructive criticism.

Walking home at night clearly is one of the most stupid decisions you’ve ever made. That only becomes even more clear when you wake up in an unfamiliar place with strange new limbs.

Haven’t you ever been taught about stranger danger? Don’t go into dark alleys, don’t approach strangers in trench coats, and definitely don’t antagonize them for offering you glow-in-the-dark stickers. You never know if they are some strange, world-bending, celestial deity of some sort that gets easily offended at insults to their precious, precious sticker-selling business and decides to punish you by slapping a sticker on you, therefore transporting you to a world filled with fun-loving equines and terrifying monsters with racial problems.

Your stupid decisions aside, at least one good thing that came out from this situation was that you at least look kinda bad-ass. However, it really does make you stick out from the generic brands of ponies in this... “Equestria” land you woke up in. Hopefully your quick (not really) wits and profound knowledge in the art of profanity, sarcasm, and unknowingly ominous statements that you blurt out of your large, now fang-filled mouth. Hopefully you don’t fuck anything up.

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This is a changeling/centaur reader insert. I was kinda planning on making this gender-neutral, but i think it will be a bit more room for hilarity if the reader was female. It doesn’t really matter what gender you are, though, there’ll be a lot of dirty, really tasteless jokes coming in this fanfic!

Another thing!! I have literally no fucking clue how reader inserts work on this site, but i have seen some of them so i may as well use similar tags!!! Also, this is kinda a... platonic story. I mean, there’s already a shit-ton of smutty reader inserts man, may as well make a platonic one.

I apologize if you don’t have long hair, or short hair, or hair, but i decided to just get kinda... in the middle by giving ya’ll short hair before and long hair after the thing. I dont know if ya’ll care or not about this, i really just ramble a lot and i’m Nervous if i do something wrong.

The cover was created by me. The gray areas are colors that are supposed to be filled in by you, but you probably already know that. :)

After many centuries, on a dying planet the Master of Death is finally ready to start over, and it just so happens his freash start is filled with multi-colored ponies.

Morty!Harry MasterofDeath!Morty Pony!Morty Grumpy!Morty Jerk!Morty Unicorn!Morty, Pansexual!Morty, Pervy!Death.

This will span the series with AU moments but will start pre-first season.

The ratings is for Harry's potty mouth and Death's perv-like tendencies.

The character section will be added to as the story goes along, so no worries, you'll see some of your favorites at some point.

Cover art done by Dark Canvas/AppleDashislife. (horn is under his mane).

Oh, and in case anyone asks, yes Harry will experiment with relationships and such, but he will be a pansexual, so he may end up with anybody.

I will reference from the show, comics, cards, videogames, fan content, reviewers, and most importantly, my own imagination taking a personal spin on many of the references and sometimes characters.

Characters so far (will continue to add as I go along):

Morty (once HP), Death, Nook and Caboose (Morty's Parents), Princess Celestia, Random Royal guard(s), Headmaster Inkwell (originally a Professor from Comics), Princess Cadence (Morty's roommate).

Twilight is new to many things, even after all the time she spent with her friends. But luckily, for all of her shortcomings and naivety, there are many helpful guides to aid her.

Now, if only the book was something she could read without endless teasing from Rainbow Dash.

Shortly after transferring to CHS, the human Twilight seeks to learn more about Sunset's past; Sunset lets her in on what it was like coming from Equestria to the human world.

A pony Sunset Shimmer wronged before leaving Equestria is back for revenge, and is insisting Sunset come to confront her alone. Can Sunset help the wayward mare? Can Sunset use the magic of friendship without any friends around? Is Sunset an alicorn? Well, do you see any wings?

Preread by FanOfMostEverything.

This story is kind of a sequel to My Life as a Bipedal Quadruped

After the noble and mighty King Sombra was purged of the evil inside his mind and found his way again, he reunited with his long lost love, Princess Celestia.

Years later, their son is nearing adulthood, and he has problems. Problems with his sense of identity, with his image, with awkward relatives, with fillies, and with being surrounded by world saviors. He needs a break, he needs something. Some opportunity for heroics, or he's going to rebel by becoming a guidance counselor.