Princess Celestia isn't a god.

Not yet, at least.

Sweetie Belle Walks into Rarity's workroom and discovers something especially troubling. Now it's up to Rarity's friend to sniff out Rarity's new problem.

It's Cadance and Shining Armor's special night. When they finally settle down in the bedroom, Cadance decides she has a special surprise for her lover. When Shining agrees to get a little spontaneous in the night, he finds he may have signed up for more than he could handle. Will he crumble under pressure? Or will everything turn out Gouda in the end?

Twilight Sparkle has been one of your dearest friends for a while now, and you’ve seen how far she’s come with her magical studies. Still, even seasoned students make mistakes, and this one is a doozie. While it’s obvious she needs your help, there’s no denying that this is one situation that’s way too hot for you to handle.

Starlight spends a day in her old town, and her new friends plan a prank to break the ice. What better than something to laugh about to bring everyone closer together! Some pranks are funny, gentle, and become fond memories one day.

This is not one of those pranks.

When a man needs a shave in Ponyville, there isn't really anywhere to go. After all, horses don't shave! So, you have no choice but to go to the most stylish pony in town for assistance: Rarity. Lucky for you, she's the helpful type, and is willing to make you look good as new. But at what cost?

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Oh, and by the way, thanks for the idea Enigmatic Otaku. I hope you choke on a pineapple.

Something about this pony world just ticks you off today. Things are poorly designed, poorly written, poorly paced, and you can't help but be annoyed by everything you see. Obviously, the best thing to do about all this is to complain!
You know that someone's got to be at fault for the state of things, and hopefully someone, or somepony, will fix it for you.
...Even if you hate the word somepony, oh my god, be more original for once in your life!

Contains a lot of sarcasm and some wall breaking. But mostly just whining.

P.S. Now with working cover art!

It's time for your first date with Princess Celestia.

However, your idea of a romantic evening is vastly different to hers...

Comments contain spoilers.

Professing your feelings is a moment of fragility. The way your crush responds is the difference between pure joy, mild disappointment, or soul crushing pain.

These stories emphasize the latter of those three.

An Archive of Shorts. Happy Valentines Day.

If you think that your day is a little too short,
With too much to do for twenty-four hours,
Then you fall back on the final resort,
And go back in time with your magical powers.

Princess Celestia, in her infinite wisdom, comes to the conclusion that she doesn't have anywhere near enough time to do everything on her busy schedule. Not a problem for her, though. The solution to having no time is obvious: just make some more.