The RED Engineer's cream gravy machine accidentally created an inter-dimensional portal that sucks the RED team into the land of Equestria! Will they get out of it? Will Spike actually date Rarity? And did i eat breakfast this morning? The answer to all three rhetorical questions is: Probably not. Watch as the hat-loving mercenaries of Teufort manage to get sucked into the land of four-hooved cartoon characters.
Warning: Contains gore and mild swearing, and probably racism from the Soldier

(Sequel to Twilight Reads A Fanfiction)
After Twilight bought the computer and read the fanfiction about herself, she vowed never to use it again. But when a huge thunderstorm hits Ponyville, Spike is left with nothing to do. He goes on the computer and searches up popular games. he ends up downloading Team Fortress 2. As he opens it up he is ready for fun, but he was in for a surprise because TF2 players don't like newbs....

ASDF Movie Seven is Now available. Celebrate!

I like trains.

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Twilight finds a dusty old book full of puns and begins to use them, much to the dismay of her friends, considering her puns are slowing down their travels and they need to be PUNCTUAL.

You and Rainbow Dash have been friends since foalhood. Your favorite pastime? Racing. You two have raced hundreds of times. You finally beat her one day, and offers you a reward. Confused by her offer, you accept. Unknown to you, she has something she wants to confess to you. You never expected it was this....

This is my attempt at a second person fic. It's also my first attempt at Romance.

It may be part of a series. I don't know yet. Crowley has really inspired me. This is my attempt to mimic his fantastic work. I may find a way to tie a bunch of stories together. I'm not sure yet.

Alternate Universe tag because, well, I felt like it should be in one.

"Would you tell anypony if you knew the world was going to end, Twilight Sparkle?"

On a beautiful Summer day, Twilight tries to help Spike realize that some fanfics would be pretty ridiculous if they were realistic.

Author's Note: Yes, this is based on the "If _____ Were Real" series that was originally created by Smosh. Please support their stuff. I did not make any of the fanfics that are mentioned in the story below and NO I do not dislike any of them!! (Except for "Cupcakes" and "Rainbow Factory".)

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If Movies Were Real: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QinQAhMxHtg

If Video Games Were Real: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bKoahtmcHY&feature=relmfu

If Cartoons Were Real: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APV5LnQvqFw&feature=relmfu

If Scary Movies Were Real:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxMHWP7I8os&feature=channel&list=UL

If Kids Shows Were Real: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUYPEhFTdkA&feature=channel&list=UL

If Superheroes Were Real: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz45c3vNuIs&feature=channel&list=UL

If The Internet Was Real: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2P11pU3yo0&feature=channel&list=UL

If Movies Were Real 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D_xPnq6onE&feature=relmfu

If Holidays Were Real: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO2DSl6opEg&feature=channel&list=UL

If Video Games Were Real 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-xiNaTXZV8&feature=channel&list=UL

It is the summer of 2020. The popular TV show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" has finished its eighth, and what appears to be final, season. In the wake of increasingly violent attacks by an extremist Internet-based terrorist group, the founders of the popular pony site, Equestria Daily, decide enough is enough. Bronies from all over the world have gathered in a small, abandoned industrial park in the run-down outskirts of Chicago to find the culmination of their dreams: Equestria. Through the wonders of science, they flee Earth for a land of magic, mystery and secrets. They will be weighed, they will be measured... will they be found wanting or will their dreams come true?

Story Idea inspired by a chapter in Shipping and Handling by PegasusRescueBrigade.

Cover image is a composite of the original Stargate movie poster and 'Canterlot At Night' by Cosmicunicorn, Source

The Sequel: Magical Wizard Brony Detectives

Spike has to face facts: he and Rarity can never be. As he pours his heart out to the one he loves, she has no other choice than to respond with the cold hard truth.

Just a little thing I wanted to write, it's been in my mind for so long now, and I thought this would be best as a very short story. Enjoy!

When your life is as dull a gray as the world that surrounds you, the mundanities can make it all seem meaningless. Sometimes all we need is a little color -- or six -- to reintroduce us to what truly makes life worth living.

*6-16-2017 Edit, added Rainbow Dash tag because it triggered knighty.*