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Ex-Machina


I'm just your average crazy person who likes villains and minor characters. As well as that, I like pie, Apple Jack, King Sombra, Derpy, ice cream and Fluttershy.

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Twilight walks into Quills and Sofas to find out, to her surprise, that Chrysalis works there.


Art made by Kamikakushi!


Now with a silky smooth Youtube reading by Wayart Narration!

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Over a thousand years ago, the Crystal Empire fell. A darkness had invaded and to protect the kingdom, the princess was sent away, only to return when she was ready for her throne. A king rose from the turmoil to take the throne and led the kingdom with fear and darkness, and the ponies suffered until two sisters saved them by sealing them away. This is the story of the empire's fall.


Cover image found here.

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Some queens come to power through birthright, some through charisma, and some through strength and force.
But there are some queens who rise to power through cunning and treachery...and Chrysalis of the Changelings is perhaps the greatest of them all.
Long live the queen!

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Special thanks to TheOneBehindYou and my best friend Lycan for giving me feedback, support, encouragement, and proofreading this conceptual look into how Chrysalis became the Queen of the Changelings.
The cover image is a screenshot, and the title is Latin for "Long live the queen! Long live the queen!"

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Cloudsdale was a pretty chill place to hang out, until the Mare started pushing their weight around and messin' with the hood. With taxes, clothing regulations, and anti-jayflying laws, things are so not cool.

Now it's up to Swaggershy and Dashtag Yolo to blaze it before things turn totally sketch.


If you think this is serious, I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 good ideas but this fic ain't one.

Edited by Prak!

The fourth chapter was written in collaboration with IceboxFroggie... You'll see why that's awesome.

If you hate this story just for its appearance, or somewhat offended by "swag," please post this picture so we can both get a laugh out of it.

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One of Pinkie Pie's greatest joys is making people laugh, but when she discovers that laughter can kill, that joy transforms into an ugly, disgusting nightmare that can only end in tears.

Meanwhile, the Cutie Mark Crusaders are off to the Everfree Forest to find and catch an elusive, needle shooting creature they heard about at school. Will they find it? Will they finally earn their cutie marks? You'll have to read the story to find out, now, won't you?

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Now with a dramatic reading by AShadowOfCygnus!


Sombra.
The name that makes ponies everywhere tremble.
The name that is the definition of cruelty.
The name that strikes fear into the hearts of all that hear it.
And that's really all that anypony can say. Ponies everywhere wonder what really goes on inside the head of the legendary crystal tyrant. What dreams and thoughts of malice could possibly sustain such cruelty?

What actually goes on inside Sombra's head might surprise everypony...


A big thanks to the amazing Mickeymonster for letting me use the cover art. Check it out here!

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Apple Bloom was hopeful when Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo got their Cutie Marks.
But as she got older, the idea of remaining a blank flank forever became less of a mild fear and more of a disappointing reality. Now an adult and one of the few ponies in existence without a Cutie Mark, she has created a unique brand of study known as "blankology" in the hopes of uncovering the secret of her blank flank, as well as the blank flanks of other adult ponies.
Lately, her enthusiasm for her work has been slipping. Is it time for her to give up blankology?

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After the invasion of Canterlot failed, the Changelings were given a strict rule by their Queen. No Changeling was ever, EVER, allowed to speak of that failure for as long as they lived, neither were they allowed to utter the name of the princess who defeated their Queen, lest they pay the penalty of Death.

One Changeling accidentally lets slip the name of the princess during a meal, and immediately Queen Chrysalis sentences him to die by stoning.

His execution doesn't go the way she had in mind, though...

This story based and inspired by one of my favorite scenes from Monty Python: Life of Brian.

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Doctor Whooves is a mysterious stallion, nopony knew where he came from, or understands half of what he says.
Whilst trying to repair the TARDIS to take him back home, he might just discover a reason to stay.

It's time to stop running.

Story inspired by Deadpony

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Snails is not the most remarkable of ponies, but he's not much of a troublemaker. He's not overly rude, he's not a loudmouth, he's not a bad student...

Well, he wasn't a bad student. But everypony slips up now and again, it doesn't mean anything. Snails just needs to work harder and study more. A little less time reading comic books, a little more time doing serious schoolwork, and everything'll be fine. He might even just quit reading comic books altogether. It's not like it does anything useful for him.

After all, why do something you know is just a waste of time?

A/N: inspired by true events, not based on them.

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