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Worried about her friends' mortality, Twilight hatches a daring plan. She probably should have told them about it first.


With thanks to, Lord of Dorkness, docontra, Luna-tic Scientist and JCatt for their help pre-reading.

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Twilight decided that her time had come: after years of only owning books and reading books, she was finally going to write a book of her own.

Too bad her friends are more interested in getting alcohol poisoning than helping her with her research.


Entry for The Comedy (Is Serious Business) Contest under the prompt: We Learned Something, Alright.

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This story is a sequel to My Night with Starlight


Starlight Glimmer has a sleepover at Sunset Shimmer’s apartment during her first visit to the human world. Discussion of Human Anatomy and innuendo follows.


This story is a sequel to No Raisin's one-shot My night With Starlight as part of Tumble Weed's Springtime Sequel Sandbox Switcheroo Contest.

This story is rated T for Teen because my Teenage characters talk like actual Teenagers.

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Twilight loves all her friends, but lately a certain pink pony has been occupying her mind a bit more than usual: thankfully, she knows to keep such feelings to herself.

...So why has that mare been giggling everytime she passes by?

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When Applejack and Rainbow Dash hit the bar to unwind after a long week, one small misunderstanding makes the conversation take a surprisingly (and one-sidedly) racy turn. Can Rainbow Dash handle what she thinks she's learning?

Rated Teen for the gratuitous (and multi-definitive) use of the "C" word.

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All Twilight had to do was finish Starswirl the Bearded's final spell. She didn't have to become undead, seal her soul in the Elements of Harmony, or enlist her friends in an effort to fix everything... but you have to play the hand you're dealt.

Even if it's rotting off.

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Big ups to Themaskedferret for all her support on this story.

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Twilight buys a toaster. It doesn't work very well. Unfortunately for Rainbow Dash, she happens to be in earshot—and trying to check out a Daring Do book.

Rainbow Dash begins to question her life choices.

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Twilight Sparkle is a gifted student and scholar. When she attempts to harness her creative side by writing a science-themed sensual romance novel, however, things rapidly get out of hoof. Can her friends stage an intervention before she humiliates herself (and them) at a prestigious literature recital?

No. No, they cannot.

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One beautiful morning, Twilight Sparkle decides she wants a free salad. After a small amount of theft, assault, battery, and arson, she sits down to enjoy what is sure to be the best tasting salad ever.

...Or she would have, if it weren’t for the Equestrian Intelligence Service locking her up as a potential threat to national security. Now, Twilight must escape a maximum security holding facility hidden deep underneath Canterlot. And to do it, she’ll need a paperclip, a spymare catsuit, an escape plan, and an alliance with the dastardly Drakbog, King of Frogs.

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