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Super Luigi 64

Canadian. Brony since Summer '11. Registered to track stories, but may write in the future. Favorite Ship: Well done RariJack Make PMV's and other music videos for fun.


When Applejack and Rainbow Dash hit the bar to unwind after a long week, one small misunderstanding makes the conversation take a surprisingly (and one-sidedly) racy turn. Can Rainbow Dash handle what she thinks she's learning?

Rated Teen for the gratuitous (and multi-definitive) use of the "C" word.

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Comments ( 63 )

Yeah, Rainbow's gonna be disappointed.

epic misunderstanding is epic


Fluttershy LOVES cocks!

This is why I always say dick

Ehhh. LOL.
It took me a while to realise it meant chicken....
but other than that, it's pretty darn funny!

Not going to lie, from the title I was expecting another c-word...
But that's just because my C++ professor beat it into our heads that 'copy' [shallow copies] are the worst thing ever.
An odd reason to read your one-off, but hey, who's complaining? It wasn't bad at all.

Wait....OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

I love...LOVE sexual double entendres such as this story. Though I question the rating. Sexual humor, due to a new rule, has to be rated Mature for sex. I disagree with the ruling, but unless a mod said it was okay as it is now, it probably ought to be Mature for, you know, the c-word.

What about Penal Code?

God! I lol so hard! my gawd, Fluttershy :yay:

Thanks for the smile. Great work.

Oh, I thought it was the other c word

I laughed, hard. I myself thought it as going to be,um, CUNT, but I was happy to see it was a little more "tame"

It was like watching a train derail into another train crashing into a third train that caused the first one to derail and then everything exploded in a shower of cocks.


This was your first, really? I thought it was great

Hahahahaha! This was brilliant! You have a talent with words!

Rainbow Dash: Hey Fluttershy, "whispers" I hear you have a cock?
Fluttershy: :fluttershysad::fluttercry::fluttercry::fluttershbad:
Rainbow Dash: :rainbowhuh:
Applejack: :applejackunsure: It got hit by a train the other day Dash... Luckily she has at least five more.
Rainbow Dash: :rainbowderp:
Applejack: Oh! For Celestia's sake Dash, put those wings down! :ajbemused:

Random Fact of the day: The cause of Sonic Rainbooms are not a result of Rainbow Dash's speed,
but rather large amounts of swag energy build up. :rainbowkiss: This has been proven by Science! :rainbowwild:
No, it has not Dash!!!!! :facehoof:

Oh my god the double entendres. This is so awesome

The "messy little pecker" part had me laughing so hard I cried. :rainbowwild:

Oh my god, best fic ever. It's what Beating the Heat would be as a one-shot.

*APPLAUDS* You, sir, have made my day!

Constructive criticism won't be necessary. This was hilarious and... somehow brilliant.

Now, let's tell the story in emoticons!

:ajsmug::rainbowderp: :ajsmug::eeyup::rainbowkiss: :ajsmug::fluttershyouch::rainbowhuh:

1362799 What else could it mean?
1362825 I hear ya. I think I fell just short of the line, but if they ask me to change it, I won't argue.
1363080 Comparing me to AJT? You may as well have called me Jesus Christ.

It was so difficult to keep my laughter down. But I managed it!
You see... I'm sharing my room right now and said roommate is asleep.
If I was in Rainbow Dash's position, I would be so disappointed when I learned
that Flutters doesn't have a cock.

Now if you'll excuse me. Emotion laughter!

1363241 But she does! Applejack ain't no liar.

Oh and... crucial fact!

This fan-fic is going to get a lot of fan-made sequels.
In fact! I'm going to make some myself... If that's okay with you.

1363259 Short answer, go ahead.

1363170 Noted, edited and once again THANK YOU for this comedic masterpiece!

So ... funny ... bwahahahaha!!!

I'll definitely need to remember to read this when I need to cheer myself up. Good job.

Oh my Applejack...!

As with others, I thought it was referring to the other "C" word. I was just waiting for a subversion at the end where it's revealed that Dash's line of thinking was actually correct. A shame there aren't that many subversions. Still very funny.

So. Bucking.Hilarious!

1362795 She's raised more than a few...

applejack:fluttershy has a cock
ME:*takes a sip of soda reads that part:rainbowhuh::rainbowkiss:dose a spit take on my computer* I ALMOST FRIED IT:twilightangry2:

1367980 I get what you're saying, but doesn't the fact that you were expecting it show how much it's been done lately?

1390822 Tell your computer I'm sorry. I'd much rather you spit soda on other people.

That's just it. There aren't any subversions. I keep expecting it to happen because it hasn't happened yet and I think "surely this next one will be the one that subverts it" only for it to be played straight or double subverted.

1393535 I'm sorry to disappoint. I think.

Oh no, don't be disappointed. It was still a very funny fanfic.

1393723 Thanks! I'm glad people are enjoying it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH Only Rainbowdash could misinterperate that :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

This is a work of art! What a comedic masterpiece! Great job!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

My ribs.....hurt.
Best fic EVER!!!:rainbowlaugh:

1617290>>1505505 Thanks! I can't belive people are still finding this. How did you come across it, if you don't mind my asking?

1619201 I honestly don't remember, but this should be more well known than what it is! This is seriously comedic gold! I love stories like this one, where a character misinterprets something, and inevitably, hilarity and chaos ensue. This is one of the funniest things I have ever read!:pinkiehappy:

To tell you the truth I'm a huge appledash fan and was just browsing through all the stories that involved those two; romantically or not. When I read the summary I had to know what would happenand was surely anything but dissappointed with the results!!:rainbowkiss::rainbowlaugh::ajbemused::applejackunsure:

1620672 Yeah, it probably would've done better, viewer-wise, but I ended up unknowingly submitting it during the server move a few weeks back and it ended up appearind at midnight, my time... I'm glad it's being enjoyed by the folks who do find it! :twilightsmile:

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