This story will chronicle Ditzy's growth from her beginnings in Fillydelphia growing up with her mom, to eventually moving to PonyVille and becoming the iconic character we know today. Ditzy wasn't always as clumsy as she is, this story tells us how she came to be along with a few other surprises as well

This is my first fan fic so please don't be too critical, the intro isn't very good and I don't know if I can help that, just keep reading until the second chapter and I guarantee you will find it more enjoyable :)

100% Ditzy for fans of the wonky eyed pony

Derpy Hooves, the industrious mailmare gets a special assignment from the Mayor of Ponyville to investigate a strange door on the edge of the Everfree Forest. As it turns out, the gate leads into the realm of the Lord of Chaos. Random crazyness ensues.

Applebloom has been having nightmares about Sunny Town for weeks. However, Sunny Town is believed to be a myth by all of Equestria. In order to solve this mystery, the Mane Six, Applebloom, and Spike head into the Everfree Forest to find the source of the problem.

Hold onto your hooves: It’s a fic about a girl who loves fics of people getting sucked into Equestria, who wishes she could be sucked into Equestria, who writes a fic about a girl who gets sucked into her own fic and lands in Equestria, and is sucked into Equestria; T’is written by a girl who writes fics who wishes she could be sucked into Equestria. IT’S FIC-CEPTION! I’m sorry. -_-
I got bored and inspired one day and wrote this first ponyfic on a whim. Not sure where it's going, but I think if I have fun and nudge it along naturally, it will turn out well. ^^ Expect lots of edits and crazy happenin's, and please give me any suggestions. I hope many people will enjoy it.

Looking for a way to give her reading ability a boost, Twilight's new spell is interrupted by a certain rainbow pegasus, causing it to backfire in an unexpected but hilarious way.

In an alternate reality, Discord found his love of chaos came in handy for babysitting young foals. For two thousand years, since he and the princess' were kids, he's babysat nearly everyone in Equestria. Now he's babysitting the cutie mark crusaders, and while he does he recounts with them his many babysitting jobs of your favorite characters as fillies, one by one.

(Anthro Pony Type)
Rainbow Dash was an only child. A long time ago on one Hearts Warming Eve, her mother had miscarried the one who would have been Rainbow’s baby sister. However, on that night, the young Rainbow Dash knelt down in front of her Hearts Warming Eve tree and offered an earnest prayer:

"Please make my mother well again, and please give me a little sister.”
Years have passed since the lonely Hearts Warming Eve, and Rainbow Dash has nearly forgotten her prayer. Oh just you wait Rainbow, for Santa Hooves hasn't forgotten. It was Hearts Warming Eve once again, and Rainbow was excited for the presents, the parties, and being with her friends. Rainbow Dash headed home after Pinkie’s party only to be greeted with the best unexpected gift of her life… Her sister.

(Authors note: I'm sorry about the last part. I'm just reading, and watching some other things at the same time. Also, I got completely off track from the matter at hand. Again, I’m sorry you guys. Please forgive me).

Derpy Hooves is a normal Pegasus, living in a small house with her daughter, Dinky and her room mate, Carrot Top. One day, her life gets flipped upside down after she witnesses her daughter getting caught in a serious accident.

Called to Canterlot in the dead of night, Twilight finds that she has been tasked with the construction of a large-scale magical weapon. After being whisked away to Manehattan, Twilight reluctantly works with her fellow scientists Shock Core and Control Freak, despite her misgivings about the morality of the whole enterprise. And then there's totally a conspiracy theory. And Rainbow Dash is totally gonna drop the bomb.

Meanwhile, the rest of the Mane 6 go through their own unique experiences in the Fourth Great Equestrian War: Applejack and Rainbow Dash in combat, Fluttershy and Rarity behind the scenes, and Pinkie Pie behind enemy lines, using her reality warping powers to be awesome. Don't worry, there won't be gore. There may or may not be wounds or a broken bone, but it won't go far enough to be "gore". At the very least, any bad stuff won't be described.

This fic has no real genre, honestly. It's going to have dark elements and comedic parts. Just take it at face value, I'm not trying to depress you (well, yet) and I'm not trying to make you fall out of your seat laughing. It's just going to be a fic that I hope will entertain you. Hence a "Slice of Life" tag. That's pretty neutral, and that's just what this is. A situation, and the characters live it out. That's a "Slice of Life", right? Maybe I'm totally wrong.

I do want to clarify that I know SQUAT, and I mean NADA, ZIP, ZERO about the actual science of atomic weaponry. I bet I butchered the terminology just by typing that sentence. Don't judge me, I'm just gonna stay vague about how the bomb works.

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This IS my first fic, so please demolish it. It can only make it better.

Expect periodic updates about twice a week. It'll probably end up being once a week, but hey, I'm going to be positive here and nopony can stop me.

All credit for the cover image goes to Reina-Kitsune, you have my gratitude. Please don't sue me.

All the proper dues and respects to Hasbro and Lauren Faust. Hmmm. I felt like I should put this disclaimer but I don't really know if I need to. Well, better safe than sorry. Please don't sue me.

For those of you who read this far into the description: You rock! You've earned the Rainbow Dash seal of approval and two internets! Sorry for such a long description.

We all know that Pinkie can break the 4th wall, right?
Not me.
Turns out that she is listening.
Same vein as Pinkie pie has jacked this story.