//------------------------------// // I did not expect this. // Story: Pinkie Pie time // by Wilhelm //------------------------------// Authors note: Hello, just a quick note, this is random, remeber that. RANDOM, so just sit back and relax, enjoy a cup of tea from your monkey butler, fill in a dad's army crossword and smother it with jam, all while inmersing your self in the literary version of a LSD mixed with crack. Also my weekends are werid and yes it is Pinkamena. Remeber? T'was a warm day in Hamburg and Kaiser Wilhelm the 2nd (or Will as his friends called him) had just returned from a long day of listening to proposals from investers wanting money and Generals wanting war to his stately home. After giving a servent his coat and removing his boots, he withdrew to his private quarters and activated his personal computor that had a link to the 21st century, though for some reason all the History sites were blocked, alwell, at least he could get his daily fix of his new hobby, ponies. The Kaiser had always like using the- I was about to finsh that line when I was interrupted by a familiar voice coming from behind me. "Are you really going to use that as a story?" I swiveled around in my chair to see who it was and to my suprise, I saw Pinkamena layed on my bed staring directly at me. "I mean you can't be serious, injecting yourself into the story, please that is way over done." I continued to stare, amazed at what my eyes where telling me was happening. She noticed this and stared back at me. "Take a picture, it will last longer." "I.. Wha... but... your Pink... Pinkamena." "Very good, you want a medal captian obvious." She said while slowly clapping her hooves. "But... But your not real, you can't be real, I must be going mad again." Of course I'm real, wait what do you mean again? "Well, I used to see you appear but they were just visions, I mean you couldn't interact with anything and could read my thoughts so it must have been my imagination." After I told her his a grin formed on her face and soon she was suppressing a chuckle. "You're kidding, you're kidding right? You can't belive that." "I don't get what you mean." At this piont she gave up trying to supress it and burst into laughter. "Whats so funny?" "You... You thought that was you? You idiot, that was me. How did you think I got here? "Random 4th wall breaking?" "Please I don't have the energy for that, unlike the other me. I still haven't found out how she does that." "But aren't you just the sad side of Pinkies personality?" As I finished this sentance, I realised my mistake as I was knocked out of my seat by a blur of pink. Looking up I saw Pinkamena above me, staring down, her legs pinning me to the floor "I AM NOT HER!". "O... ok, could you please get off me? You're kinda crushing my arms." "Not untill you say sorry." "Okay, okay, I'm sorry, now will you please get off me?" To me good fortune she relased her grasp and allowed me to return to upright postion. "Well, that was weird, why are you here, anyway?" Pinkamena let out a yawn, before asking: "You really want to know?" I automatically replied. "Yes." Later I would come to regret that. "Well to tell you the truth, I'm bored, there's only so many times you can be chased out of town for been evil before it gets repetitive." I shrugged my shoulders. "I can see how that could get dull, but I must ask, you did you choose me, out of all the people in the world, why me?" "Well lets see, your Aspergic and that changed brain structure helps with the travel,unlike most of this fandom, you realise that I'm not the one in cupcakes and those stockpiles of hate and anger are quite tasty." "I knew you weren't the one in cupcakes." "I know right, why does every one always thinks its me, that make me feel really sad inside. Noticing that she was begining to tear up I reach down and gave her a hug. Pinkamena looked at me thankfull and yet at the same time annoyed. "What are you doing?" "Giving you a hug, you looked like you needed one." "Okay, but don't do it again, I don't like hugs". "Good piont, now what?" Pinkamena responded by walking over to my tv screen and phasing her hoof through it while at the same time pulling me close by grabbing hold of my arm. "Now, now You come with me." As I was pulled into my TV a thought passed through my mind. 'Did someone spike my tea?' Before I could ponder this futher I felt myself blacking out as my head entered the now permeable TV screen. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Enjoy, I know I did, it was a crazy weekend. Yep it was. Anyway, bye I've got to go fight a walruss made of cheese riding a camel wearing a fez while been chased by Pinkamena riddding a gaint bee. Good day.