Celestia forces reluctant local human to get back into bed, damnit, so they can have the lazy day like they planned.
Local human retaliates by forcing her into bed.
Nothing of value is lost or gained.
Celestia forces reluctant local human to get back into bed, damnit, so they can have the lazy day like they planned.
Local human retaliates by forcing her into bed.
Nothing of value is lost or gained.
Keith and Queen Chrysalis live together, as is known.
Keith needs a screwdriver.
This story is a sequel to She means well
Not even a lazy lie-in is safe from magical horses sneaking in and making a nuisance of themselves.
Still, there are worse things in life, and this time at least she seems to have thought her plans through, and they seem to be going smoothly. Probably because she brought even more help.
Oh well, a man can just go with the flow, can't he? And enjoy himself. Why not? It's not so bad, he's still a softy and she is, all said and done, just plain lovely.
Twilight is hungry, and for reason she decides that what she wants is a sandwich - and a sandwich made by the local human, too. He makes good ones.
She finds him in something of a funk, however, which is exactly what she didn't need when she's hungry. Still, these things are sent to test us.
Later, he's better. Very better.
Keith, local human, happily wiles away some time by painting himself a picture with his imagination brush and the aid of some figurines, thinking that he is doing so in private.
He is not.
After failing a math test, Anon returns home to her adoptive mother; Twilight, who attempts to teach Anon basic math. Unfortunately for her, math is harder than it appears.
Will Twilight learn a lesson?
Will Discord cause chaos?
Is Princess Celestia too fat?
Will Anon get the cake?
The answer is mostly yes.
My entry, and now the winner of the Anon Filly Contest
Featured on the day of its posting; 3/6/2020!
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With a reading by StraightToThePointStudios!
Anon finds an old button in his room labeled "Nut".
Things surely do happen!
Sex tag for dumb smexual jokes
Featured (somehow) on November 5th 2021, so that's cool
Now with a reading by StraightToThePointStudio!
Nightmare has it all. Everything she worked for is now hers. Equestria? Check. Eternal night? Double-check. But there's always a price to pay. For Nightmare Moon? It's the two voices in her head. But the solution may lie in the kitchen.
Featured 9/16/2021
Spell Pact; Unicorn Stallion, doctor, and professor of magical studies. Lives alone near the outskirts of Trottingham. Calm, collected, and methodical. Known for his assertion that “Emotions are for the weak.”
Johan Faust the Thirteenth; Human, former Nazi scientist, trapped in a land of magical beasts and Anthropomorphic livestock for over sixty years. Insane, with an insatiable thirst for knowledge. A mad scientist who chops up Ponies to learn the secrets of magic.
Two names. One body and mind.
For decades, Johan Faust the Thirteenth has been trapped in the land of Equestria. An Occultist, and former Nazi scientist, his quest for knowledge won’t be hindered by something as inconsequential as another world or magic.
*Image is not mine, I take no credit for it, found it on Google!
**OC Milky Way is not mine, it belongs to this site: http://milkmare-of-trottingham.tumblr.com/