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Cackling Moron


"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

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Keith, local human, happily wiles away some time by painting himself a picture with his imagination brush and the aid of some figurines, thinking that he is doing so in private.

He is not.

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Your stories always read like they're being told aloud by a man at a large gathering to a bunch of children to whom he's not certain how he's related.

The man of a thousand boops.

Top faffing about right here.

~Reggie

Now we just need a follow up, where Celestia and Keith play with the figurines together, and the rest watch.

"Did you Princesses see anything?"
"No, Keith. We didn't see you playing with your dolls again."
"Good!"

aw Luna dont be jealous you be in the sequel

First to poke her head through the door - foolishly and carelessly left ajar

All the doors in the palace are left ajar with reckless abandon. That's why snuggling is so important, it gets chilly in there.

We shall call it "our land"

It always brightens my day when I see a new Cackling Moron story in my feed. Top stuff as always.

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This is a feature most of my oeuvre has, at this point probably better to just call it my style.

You're not wrong though. He's probably also a little drunk and a little terrified that he's been left with the kids and he's just talking and talking and eyeing the door in the desperate hope that one of the other adults is going to come back and save him BUT NO-ONE WILL.

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Tsch, missed an easy Firefly reference.

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And he knows, he KNOWS, that eventually, he will say something that he shouldn't, and THAT'S when another adult will appear.

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'Play with the figurines together', is that what they call it these days?

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Seems like the doors have been made so that they always end up ajar, like someone did it on purpose...

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All I can think about is how much I like Supreme Commander, and how bad I am at it.

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I'm sure she'd be delighted...

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Ahhh! Curse your sudden and inevitable betrayal!

I would very much like to see a continuation of this :)

A confrontation would probably be very entertaining

Luna's last line though :rainbowlaugh:

“I am leaving this stack,” she said. “And going to go and have a bath. I may never leave the bath, I may stay in it until I dissolve. Even then I doubt I’ll ever feel clean again.”

"Awwww... I think some sister protesteth too much. Perhaps... she actually wants some human to make cute kissy-kissy noises over her own figurine."

"...yes," pouty Luna finally admits.

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Or she hotly denies it only later, mysteriously, he acquires a Luna figurine out of nowhere.

And not a regular one either, a super-deluxe one. With articulation.

10807221 "No no, I hate you hairless apes... and yet, I find you strangely attractive..."

"Of course you do! Pony Princesses are always drawn to fanboi wangst and stalker obsessiveness, and I have both, and you KNOW it!"

:trollestia:

I can't stop laughing...... and my co-workers are looking at me funny now!:rainbowlaugh:

Great job!!!:moustache:

What is this, an NSP song?

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Higher praise I have ne'er received.

Welcome to my parents' house...

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I was thinking the one that takes place in the year 6969.

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Oh yeah! I forgot that one!

I must listen to it again, and then 2112 again!

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"This robot's sign says human touch has been outlawed!"

This was amazing.

Especially when the toys began going clickity clakity louder and louder, long into the stillness of the night.

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And you lie there, trying to ignore, trying not to think about what it means, that clacking and that clicking.

But you know exactly what it means.

And then it gets faster.

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It's like the Jaw's theme, but with each increase in tempo, Twilight's blush gets deeper, Luna's eyes grow wider, Candy's jaw falls lower, and Celestia's heart beats faster.

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Not a dry seat in the house.

Reminds me of a certain scene from spaceballs, but this is far superior.:rainbowlaugh:

And so it was that in these dark, dreary times that there came Keith, a stranger to these lands, an alien! His origins shrouded in mystery he saw the suffering and the misery and he, bravely and handsomely, knew in his bones that it could not stand. Something had to be done about it and, by gum, he was going to be the one to do it.

By joe, get this Hero a tophat!

“That was just to keep the narrative streamlined, I’m sure,” she said.

Maybe he didn't have Luna's action figure yet?

Fun little story, I loved it haha. I get this image from his imagination XD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQvL6eX_BFE

Keith, One Boop Man...!

You know, at first I thought this was all a dream. One of those kind of dreams you get when you eat week-old pizza before bed (just nuke it in the microwave, it's fine)...

Celestia wonders if what she witnessed Keith doing with the figurines could be... physically duplicated by life forms of similar proportions...

..and then Alondro appeared, sensing perversions to exploit. "SO GLAD YOU WONDERED!!" the demon of New Jersey declared. "I just so happen to have EVIDENCE of the feasibility of such contortions!" And so, Alondro forced visions of e621 into Celestia's brain-space.

Celestia immediately banned hugs forever and became a dreaded tyrant over a cold and despairing land.

(See, it's like poetry, so it rhymes...) :trollestia:

And so it was that in these dark, dreary times that there came Keith, a stranger to these lands, an alien! His origins shrouded in mystery he saw the suffering and the misery and he, bravely and handsomely, knew in his bones that it could not stand. Something had to be done about it and, by gum, he was going to be the one to do it.

What flavor of gum? I am curious.

I will eat a sidewalk for a sequel.

This statement is not legally binding.

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I have an idea for a conclusion/epilogue kind of thing, I just haven't got round to it yet because life is kicking my arse inside out these days.

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