The Griffons have captured Princess Luna and Equestria is at the brink of war, only you can stop it. Who knows what's in it for you.
Rated Teen for the following: Alcohol usage and adult themes

Bon Bon is completely out of ideas on how to get Lyra to stop watching that ridiculous foal's show, "My little human". Lyra has been acting even stranger ever since she outed herself as a "homie", though in hindsight a lot of things make sense now. Bon Bon is thoroughly frustrated.

Until one day she decides to finally give in to Lyra's begging and consistant pestering and actually give the show a try. It results in a letter written to the producer, a certain "Gluey McGuffin", who then invites the two of them to the production studios in... Canterlot Castle?

Rtaed Teen for Language.

Lyra and Bon Bon have always wanted to go to the paradise known as Haywaii. Unfortunately, it costs much more than a front leg and a hind leg simply to get there. Their dream seems out of reach... until Lyra finds a much, much cheaper alternative. Not only that, it's fast. It's easy. It's risk-free.

Bon Bon doesn't like it one bit.

Bon-Bon decides it's about time her and Lyra had a foal.

Lyra is not too enthusiastic about the idea.

When their grocery shopping takes a wrong turn, Lyra Heartstrings and Bon Bon find themselves in a world of slightly damaged valuables, well loved relics, and haggle-happy vendors.

But are they finding trash or treasure? If only they could agree...

In another dimension, Sunset never became the demon and bully of canterlot High; instead, she let her desires for power and recognition push her into the sport of Sensha-do (the art of the tank), where girls learn how to control and fight WW2 era tanks. Sadly, something happened at the Blue Medal Cup and made Sunset abandon Sensha-do and change schools.

She chooses Canterlot high because it is a school that has no Sensha-do program and will finally leave behind whatever happened back then. In the school she meets new and old friends and destiny comes calling, forcing her once more to take command of a tank. This time not for personal honor or power, but to help Rainbow Dash and the school, regain honor and glory after years of losing at everything.

With a Vice-Principal Luna that is doing everything she can to stop the girls from reviving the Sensha-do team, to the shenanigans and craziness that follows the Equestria Girls no matter the dimension; Sunset and the rest will have their hands full.

Join Sunset and the rest of the girls in this comical and highly explosive new adventures as they dive into the world of tanks!

Anon is dragged into Equestria by the effects of a mysterious idol belonging to Discord. He is soon discovered by Princess Celestia, Twilight, and Fluttershy, without any memory of how to speak or write clearly, or his past. Fluttershy then volunteers to watch over Anon until the princesses decide on further action. What follows is Anon's attempts at making a new life for himself alongside Fluttershy and her friends.

Featured as of 11/13/2017- Holy moly! A hearty thank-you to everyone who has joined me for the story so far, and a warm welcome to everyone who has yet to hop on board. Enjoy.

Edit as of 2022: Marked as cancelled as a courtesy to anyone who finds this. Between grad school and depression, I lost what direction I had to keep up with the story as intended. There isn't any intention to keep working on it, but I can't bring myself to delete it outright. Please take it as you will, and accept my sincerest apologies that it took so long to make clear.

You are Anon, iconic figure of Equestria. One day while hanging out in the fields you are struk by lightning, but instead of dying you develop an amazing power: The Force Telekineses!

But at what cost did you receive these powers?

A story that was actually edited and proofread by a couple people.
Huge thanks to Mist_Chaser (and my friend James who doesn't have a profile) for help proofreading and editing!
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This story is a sequel to Cuddle Time...Again!

The Canterlot Castle's dungeon is renowned for being the highest-security jail in all of Equestria (after Tartarus, of course). Little do ponies know, but the most dangerous, unpredictable, and crafty criminals are held in an entirely different floor, directly under the watchful eye of Princess Luna.

Luna ALWAYS extracts the information she needs from those held in her secret Cuddle Dungeon. And if they refuse to cooperate, well, she'll just suffocate them in her chest floof until they fold like a house of cards.

Inspired by a few brief lines in my story Cuddle Time...Again!

Beautiful cover art by probablydnon on Tumblr (no link; Blog is NSFW).

"deliciously and hilariously silly..." - LightningDashes

EDIT: Featured 8/15/17! Thank you all so much!
EDIT 2: Featured at #1 8/15/17! I am so glad everypony enjoyed!
EDIT 3: Now with an Audio Drama set up by the illustrious TheWingman!

When you yet again find that pony furniture has failed you, something has to be done. You're tired of being uncomfortable, and of having chairs crumble underneath your weight. You decide to take matters into your own hands, and build yourself something to sit in. Now... how exactly does one build a chair, anyway?

This is a dumb story. It is short, and stupid, and really dumb. It's got a few gross sentences too. Hopefully it'll make you laugh a little anyway.