Twilight is very science-minded, and when the chance to perform an experiment occurs, she takes it. Unfortunately, the experiment is simply to flush her crown down the toilet in Canterlot.

Thanks to Twilight Sparkle and her friends, Equestria has known its longest period of peace! Except for the reoccurring existential threats. And if you ignore that thousand years when the Elements of Harmony weren't needed.

Well, that time is over. A new villain has come to tame the mythical land of magical horses. Or, well, he's there at least. Equestria has a way of taming itself.

When an unconscious "brony" is found in Equestria, he is bought to the Royal Castle by Princess Twilight Sparkle. When he wakes up, he is surprised to see three of the "characters" of one of his favorite cartoons in front of him.

But when offered the chance to ask questions, he takes it and asks the trio questions. A lot of questions. None are how to get back to his world but instead are mainly about their "questionable" moments.

He may be surprised about what he'll get for asking those questions...

Special thanks to TheHardie-Boy for proofreading this story.

06//06/19 Oh my Celestia this made the featured list! Thanks so much, and glad you liked it!

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Inspired by a Equestria Daily post, we take a look at what might happen when an alien civilization attempts to describe the remains of a almost equally alien lifeform.

Bon Bon is on fire. Local ponies do their part in trying to help the situation. Lyra is not pleased.

Cover art is by lyres-art.

Twilight is the nerdiest person she knows.

She weaponizes it.

When Celestia told her that she was planning to retire, Twilight was understandably upset. But that was nothing compared to when she found out just what the process would involve. And the rather direct and frankly regicidal role she needed to take.

Cover image compiled from here and here.

Twilight Sparkle was never one to settle for anything less than the best. So when an assignment called for her to give life to an inanimate object, it was only natural she would do so in the best-worst way possible.

A crossover with Borderlands.

This story is a sequel to Best Hell Ever

Once upon a time, Twilight went to hell. It wasn’t that bad. It was pretty great, actually. It had a library! A big one. Like, bigger-than-the-universe big. But then Twilight went and got herself kicked out of hell, and now she’s depressed.

There’s only one logical solution: with Starlight’s reluctant help, Twilight is going to break into hell and invade its library. Oh, it’ll be tricky — trying to find one specific location in an infinite dimension tends to be a bit hard — but the infinite knowledge it’ll provide is too good to pass up. Twilight will find that library if it kills her (which, since this is hell, isn’t the worst thing ever in the grand scheme of things).

There is absolutely no way this can possibly go wrong.

During the course of a sleepover at Ponyville Castle, it is revealed that neither Twilight nor any of her friends have ever kissed a stallion. Things quickly get competitive, and soon Spike, the only male within striking distance, is forced to run for his life.

EDIT: WOW! Already featured only a few hours after publishing 6/20/17! Thank you all!